I imagine that’s not very good for my mother’s health.
The object to your left is now very drunk.
I imagine that’s not very good for my mother’s health.
The object to your left is now very drunk.
Phone’s screen is blurred for 6 seconds
The object to your left is now entirely covered in a gooey liquid. It smells like fish.
What a strange smell for my computer, the goo probably messed it up.
The object to your left has replaced you eyes
My eyes are now tangerines. I wonder how I’m able to see with these…
The object to your left is fried and force-fed to you.
It can’t even fit in my mouth. (Yes, I tried.)
(It’s a WiiU Gamepad.)
The object to your left is the new trending console and has Odyssey and Breath of the Wild on every one that is purchased.
Eh, I guess my smartphone didn’t change that much.
The object on your left has to be disassembled within the next half hour, or it will go rogue and try to kill you.
Just dissasembled my orange and ate it.
The object on your left is now a liquid and spills itself.
NOOO THAT WAS THE COMFIEST BLANKET OF THEM ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!
The object on your left grows a face and spits on you.
This plate is rude. >:(
The spit landed in my mouth and tasted strangely like potato stew.
The object to your left confesses their love to you in song, offering you flowers at the end of the song.
I tear it into the most basic pieces I can. (Lego Minifigure this time.)
The object on your left is now your only mode of transportation.
Only makes sense that the Amiibo reader would be jealous of the play kitchen.
The object on your left is now worth $1000000.
I sell this pillow to a professional pillow collector for $950000.
(He was able to haggle since noone else I could find wanted it.)
The object to your left ages 100 years within the next minute.
I may have used those tissues…
The object on your left permeates the house with its scent
The house now smells like circuit boards.
The object on your left arouses you slightly.
It only seems natural that my father would wake me up.
The object on your left has recently been discovered to have been assuming your identity.
My classmate?
I knew I smelled a conspiracy
the object on your left necro bumps a thread
Well, everyone go report PinkThreeRingBinder, then!
The object on the left killed your 8/8 character.
A dead harddrive. It’s actually kinda logic, if I played with it and it died while I was in a dangerous place.
Oh wait, why is this thing still on my desk? I swear it’s been sitting there for more than 5 years now… Oh well.
The object on your left grows kawai anime eyes.