Aw heck naw, not the door
The object to your left is now Techmech
An student of unknown name is techmech.
The object to your left will always greet you with āhey guys GHZD hereā
An scented candle, lol.
The object to your right is now on top of the object to your left
A chair on a piano? Thatās weird.
The object on your left is now a sweet little cat.
A bag of runes? Guess it works.
######donāt ask me why I got runes on my desk definitly not a demonic ritual happening here why would you think that
The object on your left is right behind youā¦ with a knife =)
A bed with a knifeā¦ Doesnāt seem particularly safe.
The object on your left is now a depressed poet who frequently recites their sad poems to you.
so my classmate is now a poet? kek
The object on your left has osteoporosis and crippling depression now.
My classmate
ā¦I should get them help
The object on your left dabs 3 times and then shouts āyeetā
ā¦still need to get them some help
The object on your left teleports to an alternate dimension of indescribable events
so getting 400 juggs in 10 minutes?
Ah heck. Nothing. Guess those 400 juggs are going to go to waste.
The object to your left bans Candyshi for getting too many whites.
@Candyshi is hereby formally banned from entering the cardboard box on my left.
The object on your left moves 5 meters downward slowly, it cannot be stopped.
The coaster to my left has destroyed the coffee table and is now located in the basement
The object to your left is now a half object to your left, half last dungeon boss you killed and is attacking you
O_o
My black and red backpack is now half oryx!!! Halp
The object to your left is now stuck to the tip of your pinky!
Thatās not where my shoe goes!
The object to your left is now telling a joke about the object to its left
smartphone: To truly be smart, you have to be able to adapt to the situation. But by that definition, that adapter to my left is dumb.
The object to your left is forcibly reshaped into a perfect sphere. Yes, I know a mathematically perfect sphere isnāt possible when using an elementary particle that has a size, but letās keep it simple and say it becomes as close to a perfect sphere as something made of that number of atoms can be.
I imagine thatās not very good for my motherās health.
The object to your left is now very drunk.
Phoneās screen is blurred for 6 seconds
The object to your left is now entirely covered in a gooey liquid. It smells like fish.
What a strange smell for my computer, the goo probably messed it up.
The object to your left has replaced you eyes
My eyes are now tangerines. I wonder how Iām able to see with theseā¦
The object to your left is fried and force-fed to you.