[Forum Game] This or That?

#762

The definition of a burger is a lot more lenient than that of a brussel sprout. Worst comes to worst you could even eat vegaburgers.

  • Lick a doorhandle in a public space. (You can’t wait for the janitor to come by.)
  • Punch a kitten hard enough to make it fly.

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#763

Punch a kitten hard enough to make it fly because that means I’ll be given the strength to do that.

#764

You could probably do that just by momentum when you swing your arm. Kittens are light.

#765

For some reason I thought kitten meant a full grown feline.

#766

Punch a kitten. I’m a bully and I actually have an excuse to do it.

#767

If you saw that poll, ignore it

  • Have your nails slowly pulled off.
  • read Bad jokes

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#768

anger intensifies

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#770

That’s a LOT better than having your balls quickly removed. (For future readers, read Bad jokes was a replacement for that.)

  • Being homeless in America
  • Being rich in North-Korea

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#771

Lol… I removed it because I wasn’t sure how well people would react to that. Anyway, I would prefer bein rich in North-Korea becasue I don’t have a soul so I don’t give a fuck how many lives I’ve ruined :smiley:

  • Be Trump
  • Be Putin

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#772

Putin. I prefer control.

  • Get a long-coveted white bag, but DC right as you’re picking it up.
  • Never get that white bag.

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#773
  • Religious arguments
  • Political arguments

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#774

There’s a button. Every time you press it, there is a 99% chance you get $1 million and a 1% chance you die.

  • Do not press it
  • Press it once
  • Press it twice
  • Hold hand on button

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#775

Almost getting it doesn’t exclude getting it tomorrow.

@SoloSen Eh, tough one.
Politics deal with questions nobody can/wants to answer, so I’ll take religious arguments, since you can learn about different cultures that way.
Another benefit is that it’s impossible to be proven wrong with absolute proof, which means the argument is generally more good-natured. Either party is less likely to consider the other party 100% wrong.

  • Have 10 thumbs, no other fingers.
  • Have 3 legs. (Your schlong doesn’t count.)

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#776

Who the heck wouldn’t want an extra leg?!
Sure people would call you weird, but you’d run faster right?

#777

Depends where the third leg ends up growing.

#778

:thinking:

#779

I really beg to differ.

#780

Oh no it’s already begun

If anyone asks who started the war…

Blame the nexus bots. Not me. :cold_sweat:

#781

I guess I got in a religious argument with the right people then :P
Eh, can someone else do another poll? I did the last one.