[Forum Game] Would you Rather


#1046

One of them is quite cool, while the other is just embarrassing. Who knows if I took a massive sh*t yesterday when I was really supposed to be doing my homework?

WYR die painfully, but happily, or die quickly while dreading it?


#1047

Happiness makes everything better

  • Live in a forest for a month
  • Live in a swamp for a week

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#1048

i have lived in a forest for a quarter of my life


#1049

Yeah both are pretty cool


#1050

well also considering i live pretty close to a somewhat forest environment as well


#1051

Just rent a cabin and live there for a month. Seems quite fun, tbh.

  • Study for a math test
  • Play bad online math games

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#1052

the forest here are beatufiul, my country and Slovakia have my favorite forest, and Russia because the tundra


#1053

Would you rather…eat a used diaper, or have a used diaper eat you?


#1054

I just used a diaper to help start a fire. I think eating a minuscule quantity of charred diaper won’t do much bad.

  • Get caught watching porn in school
  • Get caught by your parents

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#1055

Parents, duh. If I get caught in school, they’re gonna know anyway, because the office will probably contact them.


#1056

isn’t this basically the “this or that” thread


#1057

I used the diaper to store different spices in it, it is now a tasty used diaper (used for spices)


#1058

This one is slightly more specific, it only allows choices between things that you could start off with “Would you rather”, while this or that allows for any kind of choice between two things.
Other than that, same thing.


#1059

Gonna revive this thread by posting another one:

Assuming you cannot kill, free, or otherwise disassociate yourself from your pet/its name in any way whatsoever, WYR

  • Have a pet crow named Jim
  • Have a pet tortoise named Hitler

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Just thought it would be fun to see what people would pick. I know its a touchy subject, but I’d like to see your thoughts on it.


#1060

No one in my country would think about a crow being named Jim as anything else then a crow with a name


#1061

It’s meant to be indicative of the Jim Crow laws, which were… unfair to say the least. Not a great moment in history.


#1062

Yes Im aware of what it is indicating but it is American history, a event that only affect Americans.

Outside of the united states most people would either not know of the jim crow laws or simply not care.

However with hitler you have all of europe knowing him, all of america and a majority of the world really.

And if i had to decide what is worse the jim crow laws or hitler i think its obvious Hitler is far worse


#1063

I have no idea what the Jim Crow laws are (although I’ve heard of them), however have a tame crow would be pretty cool.


#1064

Laws which discriminated against black people, enforced racial segregation

I would still choose the crow, they’re intelligent and I can teach it things


#1065

jim is a pretty generic name, could be short for james or jimmy
in the meanwhile, you’d be hard pressed to reasonably name anything hitler
as for the species, corvidae, being a family that encompasses crows, exhibit unusual amounts of intelligence. certain magpies have passed the mirror test which even gorillas have failed as well as having fucking funerals for fellow magpies, and ravens and crows have done everything from inventing solutions to unfamiliar problems (that means WITHOUT trial-and-error) to making toys out of objects they find purely for enjoyment.

crows/magpies/jays/ravens are tied with the orca for my favorite animal, so my choice is fairly obvious here.