Just a whole lotta polls

#489

Wtf

#490

dkc

I had been in relationship that was close to 5 years

but you see i am this rock

no emotion enters the rock or leaves it

well actually

i am this rock cvka

byt i wouldent want to pick either option

#491
  • Be a professional hitman
  • Be an unprofessional hitman

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#492

Being unprofessional just leads to more risk and a higher chance of bystanders being hit by stray bullets.
Either way, you’re a hitman.

  • Rule a country in Africa of your choice.
  • Rule Laos.

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#493

I nEvEr HaD tAcO bElL
iM sO sOrRy

#494
  • Earn $2 million in total for playing basketball for 7 years
  • Earn $6 million in total from working at a job you hate for 40 years
  • Earn $16 million in total from being a judge who has upset many people over your 30 years of work and is constantly in fear of an assassination
  • Earn $666 billion from owning a massive company that has created a product that was later found out to have caused cancer and killed 8 million people
  • Get $1 billion right now but die in the next 15 years

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#495

id be fine with 8 million dead over my 666 billion if it was caused by something that was not ment to cause cancer.

But lawsuits.

And like how later is later do i get my 666 bill for 40 years before the disaster?

And right when i find out about the cancer i would sell the company.

#496

Wait wait wait wait soo in 21 years of basketball u make the same amount as you do in a job you hate for 40 years?

WHAT

And people vote for it.

WHAT

#497

Most painless and fastest way to go out

  • Pill
  • Gun
  • Falling

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Please mention another way if you have one.

Please don’t overreact I’m just asking.

#498

Explosion
Make sure that you don’t know that you’re going to die before you die. Just causes an extra layer of stress, fear, and whatnot. You don’t want that.

#499

MAN those are some good ways to commit suicide

#500

ok

#501

Well, if u want minimum pain and unwanted feelings, then u wouldn’t even want to know that u were going to die. So… not wanting to cause pain to others is a bad argument.

Nice edit there.

#502

I’d reckon ODing on sleeping pills would be a peaceful painless way to go, though maybe not the fastest.
It also creates close to no mess people have to deal with later.

#503

You’re killing urself, and u r worried about the mess u create after u die?

#504

I would, because I care about my family and others.
I’m not gonna kill myself though.

#505

This is a hypothetical situation in which u kill urself tho.
And if u care about ur friends and family in this hypothetical situation, why kill urself? U r worried about the small mess that u might create, but don’t care about the situation u leave your friends and family in? If your reason to kill urself in the hypothetical situation is strong enough to cause u to kill urself in spite of the situation u leave your friends and family in, you wouldn’t care about the mess u made.

#506

If I cared the tiniest bit, I’d do as much as I could to soften the blow.
It’s also a peaceful way to kill yourself.

#507

Riiiight. Hypothetical.

#508

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