Kendo Sticks


#2

idk
I bought one for all the ubhps I had


#3

@Laserquest a thread for u and ur kendo sticks


#4

i thought this was made by Laser lol.


#5

I don’t even pick them up, I don’t really need firewood atm.


#6

How dare you insult our lord and savior


#7

I can say for a fact that Kendo sticks have brought me more white bags then any amount of skill, saying this i would value them at any UT that is untradeable


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#8

I’ve gotten 3 dbows and 2 dblades in 30 minutes because of the glorious kendo stick


#9

the following is a scientifically accurate measurement of how much good they have brought into my life:
#-1


#10

your just jealous


#11

lo and behold more science!
the following is a scientifically accurate measurement of how much good they have brought into my life:

#-2


#12

kendo stick op. farm them. wait a day and watch those white bags start raining down on you.

kendo sticks are like white bags. pretty


#13

i don’t know how to make threads


#14

#15

ok cool i just need to get my glasses now :stuck_out_tongue:


#16

Perhaps I should make a guide for Kendo Sticks.


#How to Use Kendo Sticks

Kendo Sticks are best used as firewood, since they have literally no use (unless you’re doing a PPE and you need to up one tier).

They do not have any form of good luck (unless Deca comes out and says otherwise).

Another way to effectively use Kendo Sticks is to annoy ConsoleMC. Did you know that secretly, ConsoleMC is fuming and cursing the Kendo Sticks? In fact, I believe there is at least one person we all know that happens to love Kendo Sticks, so much that he must post Kendo Sticks on nearly every thread…


#Do Kendo Sticks Have Any Use?
Making ConsoleMC mad? Sure!

If I had to give it a score between zero and five, I would give it:

#-100


#17

why would you say this…

when people annoy you, you dont say " im annoyed"

you ignore and they move on

well actually

it might good to say that
nvm
ignore me


#18

I could care less.

As long as they don’t spam my message box with Kendo Sticks, I’m fine.


#19

F U @GHZD saying that kendo sticks don’t bring u luck


#20

I only watched one of his videos. He’s a good guy.

Now now, it’s almost the holiday season. No need to curse someone.

Kendo Sticks don’t bring luck. It’s a gosh darn myth.


#21

Yep, the glory of the Kendo Stick @ConsoleMC

The words kendo stick echo around in Console’s brain, tearing apart the last shreds of his sanity, so that he sits on Crystals with all his characters