Hi everyone, so I was just sitting on the toilet earlier… and so I thought, why not make an extremely strange and quirky sword that makes no sense but is still a decent idea? Here’s the result:
Sword of Underwhelming Anticlimax
In-Game Description:
Ladies and gentlemen, here it is… The great… The one and only… The… Oh. It’s that one.
Stats:
- Tier: UT
- Damage: 99-201 (Updated)
- Range: 3.51
- Rate of Fire: 105%
- Stat Bonus: +2 ATT, +10 HP (Updated)
- Special properties: Shots pass through enemies, Shots pass through obstacles, Armor piercing
- Fame Bonus: 5%
- Feed Power: 850
Ok, so far it seems a bit weird, but not really off the grid yet. Here’s where it gets really avant-garde.
Here is the normal projectile, a 2-pixel bullet:
HOWEVER, one in every 1,000 shots, instead of shooting this normal shot, it shoots a one (yes, just one) damage armor piercing shot that ignores your attack (In other words, it always does one damage) has a 15 tile range, and produces the sound the void entity makes when it is hit. It looks like this:
Optional - {Oh, and one more thing - 1/500 shots gives you berserk for 2 seconds, 1/800 shots gives you sick for 3 seconds, and 1/5000 shots gives you drunk for 1 second.}
May have forgotten to mention it drops from the Puppet Master at 1/200 and the Puppet Master 2 at 1/150.
So, what do you guys think? Is it a good concept, too OP, too weak, or simply just too strange? I look forward to your feedback!
~FaceFlop
UPDATE:
You know what? I’m just gonna make a quick poll to get feedback easier c:
- WHERE TF ARE YOU, DECA? IMPLEMENT THIS AT ONCE!!
- Love this item!
- Great concept, too complicated
- Pretty good… Yeah, pretty good.
- The sprites look a wee bit bad.
- Too OP/weak
- Too weird
- Horrible item, I must now wash my eyes out with bleach.
0 voters