Out of Context/No Context Thread


#277

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The year is 20O3. Everyone plays Realm at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the people who complete O3 depends solely on connection stability. The WiFi and CPU Optimization metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide the best loot. Humanity has reached its pinnacle. The non-Melee peasants are living in poverty. It seems nothing can stop the great leader of 20O3, Spencer “Cunt” RotMG, and his army, the Warrior monks who live in great monasteries where they levitate while TASing Warrior with one hand, and defeating Oryx 3 with the other. The player griefing with counters metagame has gotten to this point where everything is played out to theoretical perfection, so Sanctuary goers play Who Has The Best WiFi for which player receives the best loot, and that’s the game.

The leaders of the Official Realm of the Mad God Discord movement aim to keep 20O3 from coming. These warriors include RocketBoyo, MrRamen, TNSN, and FortnutII. They are all fighting to keep the apocalypse at bay, the Oryx apocalypse. But their efforts are futile. Their silly Colo Swords, Predator Bows, Lumieres, and CDirks are no match for the Christmas Axe, the only viable item in Realm of the Mad God for Windows and Mac. Try as you will, but 20O3 is coming. Or maybe, it’s already here.


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#282


I sent this to a discord I was in with some irl friends then realized how much sense it did not make out of context
(Oh no, you know my first name now, I don’t care)


#283

I’m really confused…


#284

lol imagine not having your real name as your username

well I suppose I don’t really count, because most people don’t think it’s my real name


#285

That’s the point.


#286

That reminds me of the scene from the curse of the black pearl where jack tells the two British guards that he’s gonna plunder and steal.
(Great movies btw, like honestly can 500% recommend)


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#288

@Wallfish



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#290

Or is it? Maybe that’s what causes the earthquakes as you’re transported to oryx’s castle


#291

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#292

test


#293

yeeted into Community Hub. Guess I can contribute.

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@Wilhuff


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#296

boomer