Aww, shuckles.
Punny puns
Yeah itās pretty hilarious.
ā¦ or should I say HILLARYous.
You just got TRUMPed and BERNed!
Iām so good at these presidential puns itās sGARY.
I guess you could say that Iām as smart as Albert EinSTEIN.
Iām gonna earn so much money from these puns I could afford to go on a CRUZ.
I canāt believe I just made those up on the spot right there in 10 seconds.
Iām not bad!
A for myself!
you have now subscribed to bread joke bakery
Do you want to hear a bread joke?
At yeast one?
Rye not?
Iāll wheat you alone later.
These bread jokes are getting mold, but Iām stale making them
Please donāt knead my face into my toes, because Iād be toast
The bakery is closing, but these bread jokes were a piece of cake.
Iāll up more later.
Canāt see this cuz at school
What is it supposed to be t.t
going on a limb here saying itās toast
Edit:
ok fine. i was wrong
fair warning to all:
If anyone dares to even try to steal my puns, I will have my Vengeance