Realm of the Mad Puns

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#32

if you get a white bag from the green dragon in lod, just leaf it alone. it aint worth risking your hide

#33

you forgot to italicize that

#34

Why would that be good?

#35

b/c hide is the type of armor that the green armor is.

#36

changed it

#37

What a nice KONGREGATion!

#38

Just stop

#39

You know why you shouldnt put ice cream on your eyes? Because it makes your eyes scream.

#40

What does oryx say when he gets stung by a bee?

NO, THIS CANNOT BEE!!!

#41

i was figthing the forgotten king yesterday and it didn’t drop me anything.

that really shatter my mood

#42

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#44

Burgle and Gurgle. I have summoned an urgle.

#45

What’s a wizard’s favorite stat?
Wiz

#46

Im sick of rushing sewers
pls dont judge me

#47

Whoa slow down there bud, hush up and be quiet
Don’t want to (armor) break your computer

#48

Alright, I said this to create a thread, but it didn’t go well, so:
“I’ll add a bottle of honey to sweeten the deal for you.”

#49

Why does everyone hate sewers?
Cause they’re toxic

Why are people afraid to step on ice.
Because it shatters
OMG SCORCHMIST LIKED MY POST??!!!

#50

OwO what is this?

Despite T-pain in my Lbow (not too mention my Theater cold), I make the decision to make puns, Ice-Tomb-ald accidently upon some good pun ideas and Ent it fun to make em, some of these puns i actually made by Mystic, which should make sense, I’m tired as it is later at Knight, or at least my clock Sphinx it is, gosh darn it I don’t know the time now and my mind is in complete Conflict, my thoughts on reality are Shatter-ed now cuz of this time thing, it’s Bes not to think on it Tomb-uch I guess