[ROTMG Comic] The Prism Pirate


#741

And well you should, young man!


#742

I’m getting a sense of deja vu here…


#743

Give em a hug next time you’re in a Lost Halls, he’ll forgive you


#744

and dust is known to unsexy a person


#745

Dust is pretty sexy, as I always say:

If its covered in dust, just blow on it.
but in my case its the other way around.


#746

Fits the Description

Pages 901-905





Author’s Notes: Perhaps this is why the MD drops the Brain prism

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#747

Well, I used my last like today on this. You’d better appreciate it Craftable.


#748

Swoll Dreadstump is best Dreadstump.


#749

Dammit, and things were patching up between those two factions. Wonder what Rhea feels, I know I wouldn’t be calm if some oryx crusaders come my way


#750

I always do. Time to put it in the big room with the others.

He’s a strong dude, but has beer belly… all over

Probably thinks they’re still the pre-nerf crusaders, so they’ll tickle a bit more than explode instantly.


#751

Busted…

Pages 906-910





Author’s Notes: Guess we know where that baton goes when he’s not using it.

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#752

??? what/


#753

Take the hint


#754

:frowning:


#755

Ahh the power of shouting, intimidation and dominance. Sir stickuphisbum seems to prefer they stay there for all eternty than to actually have some progression! Doing a real good job on making us love to hate the character so far


#756

Show Some Respect!

Pages 911-915





Author’s Note: Champion of bein an asshole.

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#757

That colossus has awoken…

And having a fancy badge won’t save you from it.


#758

190k health (with hp scaling), and a mook decides that it’s a good idea. Time to be torn a new one, nice and slow, dignity drained a quart at a time


#759

if you consider that Jon’s attacks in-game are super infrequent and less dense compared to the oryx champion’s attacks while only dealing an extra 50 damage per shot, it would not be unreasonable to say that the oryx champion actually is more powerful than Jon Bilgewater. and that doesn’t include the champion’s ability to become invulnerable at a distance or the ability to spawn a gigantic army on the spot.

Jon Bilgewater’s got the HP, but not much else. he’s a pretty lame excuse for a boss tbh.


#760

Who knows how combat between the two would work. Although Bilgewater’s shot is not very dense, neither is the champion of oryx. Second, bilge has 7 times the health of champion of oryx. Third, although Bilgewater’s own shots are relatively infrequent, he summons a lot more minions the champion of oryx. Fourth, bilgewater has like a million pirates while champion of oryx appears to have two warriors