[ROTMG Comic] The Prism Pirate

ArexRew · 2018-10-15 10:49:11 UTC

OOOH, WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR, WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR, IH WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SIALOR EAR-LY IN THE MO-ORNING? PUT HIM IN THE HOLD WITH THE CAPTAINS DAUGH-
wait dreadstump is captain heck

Craftable · 2018-10-15 12:07:11 UTC

A parrot’s assistance

Pages 956-960

Author’s Notes: Could he really be helping the guy who tried to kill him?

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GBSlayer · 2018-10-15 13:50:43 UTC

First like, (no ninja)

Mynamerr · 2018-10-15 14:58:22 UTC

Let me guess, the champoin will very soon have guano on his helmet?

Orsome · 2018-10-15 16:24:49 UTC

Just out of interest given how many pages there are you’ve probably mastered pirate speech by now right?

Craftable · 2018-10-15 18:11:53 UTC

Aye, it took a while, ‘n I be always learnin’ new words everyday t’ use.

Nah t’ spoil th’ magic but I use this. I still look up expressions and phrases outside of basic translations.

GBSlayer · 2018-10-15 18:14:02 UTC

Yer breath could kill a Kraken, ye parrot-loving, mutinous rogue … Splice the mainbrace!

Yeet

Craftable · 2018-10-15 18:15:47 UTC

It doesn’t cover a lot of expressions, so I go about collecting those too. I’ve got a few sites for that but most say the same thing.

BaraBlazer · 2018-10-15 22:27:19 UTC

Yes, wake him up so you can tell him to eat a bag of haribo gummy bears and sod off

Craftable · 2018-10-18 14:12:24 UTC

Oh that’s got to hurt!

Pages 961-967

Author’s Notes: Accupuncture to a whole other level.

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BaraBlazer · 2018-10-18 22:54:13 UTC

Dammit, that AAAAH got me laughing out loud. Then again, if you wake up sober with the world’s worst headache like a pincushion, you probably would too

Orsome · 2018-10-19 10:50:32 UTC

“Oh hey, this guy who has a bunch of arrows pierced through his flesh is asleep! Let’s wake him up and gently ask him if he’s okay”
@BaraBlazer I agree, that last panel is hilarious