Rotmg pick-up lines

#21

fri sex plz

#22

NO THIS CANNOT BEE! :bee:

@YinYarn

#23

iā€™ll give you 10 life if you date me.

#24

Girl: Whatā€™s life?

#26

#27

10/10 golden boner 2op4me

ā€œHey gurl, I got my sharp bone dagger ready to pierce ;)ā€

#28

When should we start our 5 secound dating? :wink: Pay up before the trial

#29

I thought if payment was involved in the date, it was called something elseā€¦

#30

Not really a pickup line, butā€¦

Do you use RealmEye?

Then you should go buy a life.

#31

from realmeye or from ebay? :slight_smile:

#32

Either works. Just not a RWT shop.

#33

Want to see my forgotten king rise?

#34

how about 1 wisdom life for 5 minutes? :slight_smile:

#35

Hey baby are you a quiet bomb? bc youā€™re fucKING KILLING ME

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#36

How tf do you died to a quiet bomb on a 6/8 knight? Even with def at 40 it does kill you. Iā€™ve sat on them multiple times and get like 5% taken away.

#37

If Scorchmist breaks up with you use this line.

You really are @Scorchmist because, you burned my heartā€¦

If @Shatter breaks up with you useā€¦

You really Shattered by heartā€¦

#38

In oryx castle, thereā€™s something called ā€œBrutesā€ which do ā€œarmour breakā€ and ā€œarmour breakā€ makes the quiet bombs do 15 damage EACH shot

#39

Stun? Donā€™t rush? There are many was to avoid this.

But, Iā€™m going off-topic.

#40

There are also many situations where you lose health so fast you donā€™t notice youā€™re losing health until youā€™re dead.

#41

Relatable and fair point.