Scorchmist Senpai why!

#47

I call dibs on being the new scorchmist :sunglasses:

#48

that would take at least 15 of the average forumer to be one Scorchmist

#49

I have what it takes, deep down in my belly I know I can handle being more popular than scorch and toast combined! :sunglasses:

#50

scorchy come back i got some fresh stapler memes waiting in the oven

#51

@Scorchmist I advise you never return.
what if Scorchy actually took a break in hopes that when he returned Zlushy would be banned? xD

#52

He’ll come back and his first post will be here

#53

but on the positive side at least we arent living in severe pverty fleeing syria am i right

#54

Wait did scorch really leave?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

######:eats chocolate in a corner:

#55

He’ll be back in ~1,5 months.

#56

#Looking for a narrator.
Below is the script. We will be meeting in a discord to record.
(Shrek is love, Shrek is life; Scorchmist cover)
Half credits to @Edwardidk, who inspired me with his meme.

[details=Summary]I had just joined the forums, and already I had fell in love with Scorchmist
I loved Scochmist so much, I had all of his pictures and photographs up on the walls of my room
I pray to Scorchmist silently every night before bed, thanking him for the revival of my heart
"Scorchmist is love" I say; "Scorchmist is life"
Shatter hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Scorchmist
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It’s Scorchmist
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "The forums is the place I spend all my life at."
He grabs me with his powerful nerd hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I’m ready
I spread my virgin cavity for Scorchmist
He penetrates my virgin cavity
It hurts so much but I do it for Scorchmist
I can feel my virgen cavity tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Scorchmist
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
Shatter walks back in
Scorchmist looks him straight in the eyes and says "It’s all over now."
Scorchmist leaves through my window
Scorchmist is love. Scorchmist is life.

Summary

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[Collect Rewards!] Dear Valentine~ By: Scorchmist
Shatter
#57

uh
i think i will take the job of narraing this
uhm
maybe
i like scorch, he was a nice guy for me to talk to when i had crippling depression

#58

Well uh, I’ve never truly heard your voice before, every time you had your Mic turned on I had to mute you cause you be putting out all that background noise

#59

Wtf did I just read.

Pretty good.

#60

0_o

#61

Shh, it’s a meme video for Scorchmist~ (Not animated, too much work :I )

#62

This gave me crippling depression.

#63

lol Shatter is in the bottom right corner xd
edit: no why did you take the picture away?? ;c

#64

wow @Shatter… [quote=“Shaxasno, post:56, topic:6692”]
I called him a cunt
[/quote]

well deserved @Shatter…[quote=“Shaxasno, post:56, topic:6692”]
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
[/quote]

good job @Shatter. no sarcasm c;

@Scorchmist Shax called you a nerd.

uuuhhh I read the rest of it and… you could have told us it was nsfw!! wtf

#65

Not safe for weebs?

#66

it basically means inappropriate.
not safe for work.