Shitty RotMG ( Not a complaint about rotmg)


#1

So here’s another crappy ppe npe whatever thing.
except its just me trying to play the game.
im too lazy to whip my pet out

Season 1 Ep 0 (aka me showing myself off)


So here we have our account. As i progress through seasons i will change characters.
Im using the snip tool and you can see a dont that is me accidentally using the pen tool.

Season 1 Ep 1 (The real action)


Look, a Health ring! Now i will be stronk and sit on ava (no i wont)

A comet staff. Its charged with the icy powers of the heavens. Wouldnt that make it really strong?
Theres a constant stuggle of trying not to die while trying to get a photo of loot.

A defence ring, Nothing special.
There is someone saying 0 natts and oryx getting mad at people

anyway that’s all so have a nice day

And try not to dwell on the fact that you will be dead one day, and you cant change that.

#2

wow.

this seems like something meant for a vid…


#3

i dont have recording equipment so too bad


#4

Wait, but you didn’t get anywhere in the NPE.

Why not just do it every time you max a stat? Or get a very good new item?


#5

because that would take 5 years and i’ve never maxed a stat in my entire time in rotmg
also
"except its just me trying to play the game."


#6

Episode 2 (the sequel)


I get a robe from a pirate cave
extreme excitement

I get a better robe that is green ( maybe its made out of peas)

note to self: dont tp to the godlands at level one when you dont know your nexus key
season 2 coming to a thread that is this one


#7

Season 2 (Finally)
After a long hiatus season 2 is here
Since playing the game the way wildshadow intended didn’t work, i’m going to beg and lose all redeeming qualities!


I’m a horrible person.
I’ll reply to the thread with updates on my success


#8

Oh baby a triple
I now look cooler


Why do i play if i know i’ll never get good?


#9

I found these laying around in my vault
time to do some big boy trading


#10

Since Nobody has traded me for it i will do actual gameplay


#11

This is my favorite thread


#12

agreed


#13

Fast puppet omg no lie tp
why did i include this

its a ring again
cool
wait i didnt pick it up
shit


#14

intense battle

damnit


#15

Okay for season three should i whip out my pet?
actually no i dont give a crap im doing it anyway
if you would like to accompany me in shitty rotmg i will be glad to join you


#16

starting off with some loot

how low can i go
(no my mommies not dead)


#17

it would be an honar to be a part of the best seires in the planet


#18

then do /tell itsgrandma
im in ussw lobby


#19

shoutout to ItsLALM
keeping it real, 2017


#20

also i died many times