So Uh... BS Death Stories?

#37

Why was this flagged lol

#38

lol why did that get flagged

#39

RIP 3/8 trickster maxed in def dex and spd died in hive…

#40

lel

#41

Died in snake pit because friend used transformation potion and turned into a baby…

#42

Shitty Kabam Servers: Very first NPE… two and a half years ago. I chose knight, and managed to get 6/8 no trades(before pets too). Was glorious.

one day, i headed in a mostly empty realm - and a cube god event greeted me. Eager for pots, I headed up to the giant blue guy.

Suddenly, MASSIVE rubberband lag. Hit my nexus key - nothing happened. Frantically closed the window.
Checked forums, and turned out that the servers were having some severe issues.

Went back online, 6/8 knight was deaded.

Lair of Lagconis: I gained a Doku no Boku(katana from cdepths) and made a badass ninja; steamrolled with him. The new dungeon Lair of Draconis was opened in nexus(LoD keys used to cost fame iirc) came up, took the opportunity to check it out. On blue dragon, sudden rubberband lag, and EVERYONE who was in the dungeon - over 20, I reckon - DIED INSTANTLY. holy crap that was bs.

#43

scroll up

#44

Did you ever tell the game about the second one? Wouldn’t they have to do something if like 20 people died at once. Because that can’t be possible from one boss unless you were all standing in the exact same place.Or can they not do anything about it now.

#45

8/8 Archer death by Pumpkin Shrine.
Tp’d to guildmate, insta popped by cluster shots.

#46

A bunch of us complained on the Kabam forums but it was largely ignored. The devs will only resurrect characters if it is something that simply can not be ignored, such as good ol’ Swatsecone’s antics.

#47

I died.

Is that a good death story?

#48

someone plz tell me how you do the small letters xD

#49

You can change your font size in the same bar as bold, italics, etc etc

#50

Using this:

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Each <sub> makes the text smaller by 50% (I think). Just add more to eachother.

#51

read things here

#52

ok thanks!

#53

2/8 Knight teleported to guy at Eye of the Dragon, random Body Segment Bomb comes out of nowhere and kills me. Took less than a second for the whole thing to happen.

1/8 Archer was as Avatar, lag, I run back, and die randomly, out of range of the Avatar. #logic

1/8 Huntress, random lag, Medusa comes out of nowhere and sits on me.

2/8 Assassin, lag again, Ghost God just appears out of nowhere (quit fitting really, when you think about it, it’s a ghost) and instakills me.

0/8 char (I forgot what class) in Deadwater Docks, enter the Biglewater’s Grotto portal, I see Bilgewater right next to me, he shotguns, I die.

#54

Yes, it is amazing.

#55

0/8 archer with d bow at sprite.Paralyse the boss when it rush at me…Got shotgun in the face :frowning:

#56

Rogue in cland just now, invised in an empty room, and the enemies disappeared. I went to pick up a bag and the invis ended, leaving the enemies to respawn on top of me and I received a shotgun to the face by 5 Rototos.