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Bulwqeajli
#3215
shake shake shake shake
Mario: kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ArexRew
#3220
I just did the beep test! It was hell and Iām dead now but I think I got a good score!
Xaklor
#3221
hooray for running back and forth!
at least you did well, I always did terrible on those sorts of things.
EpicNecros
#3222
so we all know that candyshi has always had that pikachu profile pic. weāve never had reason to suspect anything. however, this spooktober, candyshi has made an unmistakable blunderā¦
so clearly heās stating that heās a ghost/electric type. i canāt help but wonder how true this could be, since the only ghost/electric type is rotom. meanwhile, his profile pic clearly depicts a pikachu wearing an undersized generic ghost costume. already we see that candyshi is deceiving us. the only question now is to what extent does that deceit go?
here we see tauntauned referring to candyshi as his daughter, so for the sake of correctness, iāll be referring to candy as a āsheā from now on. can i get @tauntauned to confirm this? anyways, back on topic. at this point in time, candyshi has been generally known as a male. however, take a look at candyshiās response to thisā¦
clearly, there wouldnāt be any reason for candy to be this ambiguous if she didnāt have something to hide. can we go deeper?
the last time candyshi was referred to as a girl, it was by xdrdogex. hereās candyās response:
again, nothing explicitly stated and completely ambiguous. clearly, thereās something going on here. one could go even further to look at her profile picture. her tail doesnāt have a heart pattern, meaning that her profile pic is that of a male pikachu. the rabbit hole goes ever deeperā¦
alright, so candyshi is incredibly secretive - that much is established. but is there more?
now we focus on her location. she says she resides in viridian forest, but is this really true? you see, there are no ghost/electric types found in viridian forest, which means that candyshi is lying about her physical location. doesnāt that strike you as strange? this is further corroborated by this piece of evidence:
candy lives in the west, and would be included in the group of aforementioned western spies, yet unflinchingly throws insults at the west. thereās more going on here, that i am certain of.
alright, so now we know that candyshi is secretive about her identity - her real name never having been revealed - and her physical location is clearly different than what she would assert it to be.
next, the point that starwartwo brings up is also worth noting.
you see, when asians are complimenting someone on their gaming skill, thereās something going on, no doubt about that. you could almost think of candy asā¦ superhuman.
alright. i think iāve got itā¦ so who or what is secretive about their identity, is opposed to the west, refuses to disclose their true physical location, and is superhuman?
thatās right.
the wakandans were mutated by centuries of exposure to vibranium, and gave them superhuman traits. moreover, they dislike the colonizers of the west and deliberately hide their physical location. their internationally accepted identity is that of a third world country.
coincidences? i think not.
donāt let these secrets and lies get to you. candyshi is a wakandan, thereās no mistaking it. what more could she be hiding?
@candyshi, explain yourself.
Tauntauned
#3226
I had definitely had one to many drinks the day candyshi was born but I can confirm they are Slavic wakadan girl
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