It appears to be chaos in the aftermath of the Canadian presidential elections, in which RMGnoob won by a hair against his illustrious opponent, Ickabod.
The reign of Scorchyborchy has come to a definitive end, and the people rejoice. The Niegils stopped dying. As RMGnoob delivered his 15-hour long monologous presidential address, not a single person turned away in boredom. The great illustrious leader has, at the age of 27, become the youngest president of Canada.
However, an ominous threat looms in the distance…
It is our duty to assist our leader in these distressing times. Already the disease has spread to the Namenesses, and to the Xenogenesis, to the Idragonets, and to the Princemths. It is a true force of nature.
However, we can stop them. They may have Santa hats and electric shocks, but we have the greatest weapon of all time: rubber. They are powerless before it. However, we cannot use it without the help of the people.
Let us assist RMGnoob in his first triumph. Let us stand in solidarity against this yellow menace - the one that threatens to take over our beloved forums, the one that threatens to consume our entire beings. Long live the democracy, and long live RMGnoob!
If any Santachus are spotted, report it immediately to a local authority at RMGnoob.canada.gov, or call the emergency hotline at DIE-PIK-ACHU!
