The Regular Bridge

#557

An excellent question? Unfortunately, I have no idea. :frowning:

#558

I’m pretty sure you don’t as I certainly do not post every day

(or at least it doesn’t feel like I do, idk)

#559

… pls

#560

-ahem-

#561

bu… but…
2 days later
How many days am I at Q.Q

#562

True to the data we’ve observed over the past week, you’re now at 49/100 days.

No, I don’t know why.
No, I don’t know what to do about it.
No, I don’t know who to talk to about it.
No, there is nothing you can do to make this happen any quicker.
No, I cannot make time pass any faster.
No, I cannot change the laws of physics.
No, there is no point in asking again tomorrow.

To paraphrase all our fathers during family road trips, “You’ll get there when you get there.”

#563

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No, there is no point in asking again tomorrow.
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He’s definitely gonna ask tomorrow now

#564

but…
but…

Might as well try ;_;

#565

And I’m definitely going to pretend to ignore him tomorrow.

#566

pls don’t

i justz wantez myz regularz

#567

Yes, but asking me every. single. day. is not making it happen any faster. I can’t just wave my magic wand and grant you Regu—

…oh, wait…

Yes, I can.

 

 

 

 

 

[PSYCH! OB]

#568

I’m doing it based on how many days I have left Q.Q

#569

“On 49/50 days”

“Next day, “how many days am I on””

I wonder :thinking:

You’ll be either reg or you won’t

  • If you are reg, 50

  • If not, 49

#570

wait it does it automatically?

Sh*t I didn’t know that

#571

You need one more day. There are two possible outcomes:

  • if you get it tomorrow, there is no point in asking, and
  • if you don't get it tomorrow, there is still no point in asking.
Thus, there is no point in asking tomorrow.
#572

Nope, it says that tho.

DID I JUST NINJA OB

#573

yep

#574

@Niegil is toying with your heartstrings:

However, you have already taken up far too much of my time, so I need to go back to pretending to ignore you so I can ACTUALLY GET STUFF DONE BECAUSE I’M AT WORK.

#575

Sorry OB :c

(Don’t respond to this :frowning:)

#576

Which begets the question: what’s with the appeal to become janitors?

I would counter with the adage that having too many cooks spoils the broth.