so these constant events have made this game pretty unenjoyable for me (ty deca) so i’m going on another one of my usual 5 month hiatuses as any basic economist would tell you it’s not good to have capital sitting in your vaults doing nothing so i’m reinvesting yay but i’m being extra generous you don’t have to pay me back yay
prizes: 50 life and a lot of tops. i was planning on giving away mana but manas so worthless right now i might look like a skimp
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omg i thought of another thing. Also reply with your favorite mathematical/scientific constant. if you put something stupid like pi or e or tau or avogadro’s or any basic shit like that, i’m automatically throwing out your response