Caduceus of Current Craziness

Caduceus of Current Craziness Indecisive Missile The harbinger of past pandemonium, current craziness, and future fatuity. It just can’t seem to stay focused.

Tier UT
Shots 2 (arc gap: 180°)
Damage 65–90 (average: 77.5 / total: 155)
Projectile Speed 17 tiles/second
Lifetime 0.5 seconds
Range 8.5 tiles
Effect(s) Piercing Shots hit multiple targets
XP Bonus 2%
Soulbound Soulbound
Feed Power 35

Loot Bag Assigned to White Bag
Drops From Null

Notes
This is a Mistake Gear item.

Although this is an April Fool’s item, this wand deals a very great amount of DPS, beating the T12 Wand of Recompense on a single target up until 56/70 DEF (assuming you are hitting both shots consistently).

Example of wand shots: link

Trivia
Atrapper, a closed tester, claims it is, “a representation of my lack of work ethic as a wand.”

History
This item was added to the game in Patch X.31.5.0 (Apr 2019).