[Forum Game] Dream Job

#183

but you where too hot to be cool

i wish to be oozing swag

#184

ok, but then i decided to beat you up because oozing swag sounds stupid

water god

#185

but no one worsship u

fire god

#186

but the fire fighters sue you.

I always wanted to be something

#187

granted but you SENSSSE no change

i wish to remail the same

#188

but you die.

I always wanted to have a girlfriend, but

#189

you are asexual

i alwaysss wanted to be a masterbaiter

#190

but your genitals got an open wound and masturbating hurts as fuck.

I always wanted to be forum games pro, but

#191

you get no cash
i wish to be a master Baiter

#192

ok but since i dont know what that is, i decided to kill everyone with that profession

jesus

#193

but they put a very huge stone on your grave, so you couldnt get up after three days.

I always wanted to be happy, but…

#194

you are dead inside

i wish to be dead inside

#195

dream job?

#197

fixed it

#198

but your outside parts were also dead.

I always wanted to be Donald Trump

#199

but u did not have a small loan of a million dollars

loaning a million dollars

#200

job?

#201

done.

#202

But everybody hates you.

I always wanted to be an attention whore, but

#203

everyone ignored you

a godly student