[Forum Game] The Never Ending Story

#1044

Then

#1045

exploded

#1046

into

#1047

copies of himself covered in crystal turbo scrubbed lube tube ejaculated water

#1048

that

#1049

Exploded into copies of himself covered in crystal turbo scrubbed lube tube ejaculated water

#1050

They all said “uhhh I ejaculated my crystal turbo scrubbed lube tube water and now I have copies of myself covered in crystal turbo scrubbed lube tube ejaculated water!”

#1051

“This must be a case of the dreaded fractal ejaculation I heard about!”

#1052

“Damn Oryx for not telling me the cure to my ejaculating problems, ugh, there must be someway I could get him to tell me…”

Edit: ((-GASP- is it the first time RMGnoob is posting on this forum game!?))

#1053

yes, it is

#1054

So he

#1055

blasted his face with the exploded copies of himself that were covered in crytsal turbo scrubbed lube tube ejaculated water

#1056

He then smacked himself with his crystal turbo scrubbed lube tube water covered hands, “Nonono , this isn’t the way to do it…” he picked up the pixeled phone sitting on the tea table, dialing oryx’s number.

#1057

meanwhile, oryx starts loading his shotgun with many rounds to wipe out puny mortals

#1058

But he got chain stun and died

#1059

and oryx spawned somewhere else…

#1060

When he spawned, he was wedged between two big cheeks.

#1061

then thought to himself
"what the actual fuck am I doing"

#1062

Oryx’s pixelated phone wrung inside the pocket of his armor, he reached to pick it up, not bothering to look at the caller ID. “Who dares call Me?” Oryx voice would rumble.

#1063

He places the phone to his ear and starts the conversation off with
"Sup’ pussy fart"