[Forum Game] The Never Ending Story

#1387

irl

#1388

The End, for now…

#1389

Hello hero. Did you truly think I was gone?

#1390

No! I cannot allow you to end my story in such a way.

#1391

staplers! stop speaking in my head!

#1392

i’m dumb said oryx i’m retarded. i cant kill four life. i cant even spell

#1393

spell bomb because oryx is a bad wizard he didnt go to hogwarts

#1394

darn it he though. curse my life. i could have got a decent education instead of being a rag kick around by puny mortals

#1395

i could have gone to harvard and yale

#1396

but no, i accepted the ??? money from rob and alex to be a live punching bag

#1397

i had a gf back home in the usw3 nexus wtf i cri

#1398

sniff sniff

#1399

i passed with A’s from elementary school

#1400

i had nice parents

#1401

i was in honor role of kindergarten because i new my numbers 1-30

#1402

dream job was mcdolans cook

#1403

i and memorized the alphabet in 2nd grade

#1404

i knew my x10 tables

#1405

and suddenly, the voice of someone with a phallus of adequate size whispers “i knew my 12x12 tables”

#1406

and i said, " you need a pancake."