Ripp
The Death Thread
OYEAGAMING
#783
OYEAGAMING
#787
OYEAGAMING
#794
Around this time, I had no clue what an Ice Adept was. I learned quickly. I think I lost one of my fav pallies to it 
I saw an 3/8 die in shatts, but before I could get pic, I had to nexus.
BTW: Nice Jukno Enoshima Pic.
OYEAGAMING
#799
OH SHIET
Doing a UDL with a poor guy named Zambos.
Went into a room, stepped on a trap, like 10 vampires jumped me, 5 more joined from the shadows. I nexused, they killed him.
He was a 4/8.
@Zambos I AM SORRY.
Brunear
#801
Once there was a wizard. He had two brothers.
The first brother, feeling cocky, managed to amass immense fame from his heroic deeds on killing gods and exterminating sprites and snakes from their native homes. He eradicated the sprite and snake queens, and with experience, he became both fast at attacking and fast at moving.
Feeling cocky, he went to face Janus the Doorwarden. Expecting a two faced god, he met⌠an orange thing in what was supposed to be a door. With his friends, he successfully killed the doorwarden, entering the court of oryx.
He met Shaitan.
âShaitan wonât be too bad,â he said.
Two tiny creepy hands creeped up on him⌠actually no, FLEW towards him.
âTheyâre just hands,â he thought.
He dropped down dead in one second.
Now, this wizard had another brother. This brother was interested in dragons. His older brother had gotten a scale cloth from the Plague Bearer, and that brother wore it with pride until his demise at the hands (literally) of Shaitan.
The brother, being obsessed with dragons, slew as many as he could, leaving no dragon behind.
Until he met the Ivory Wyvern.
âMEET MY ORBS!â shouted the wyvern. White Dragon Orbs appeared everywhere.
âOh shoot,â said the wizard, âHow am I supposed to dodge those?â
âYou donât,â said the wyvern, and it shot white things at him.
The wizard dropped down dead immediately afterwards.
The wizard we speak of, grieving his dead brothers, went out to the Realm to seek revenge on his fallen siblings. He came across a Mysterious Crystal, and sought to help whatever was in the crystal.
âCall your friends!â said the crystal. The wizard called. Floods of adventurers came in.
âYou cracked me!â said the crystal. From the crystal emerged⌠something.
âHa! I tricked you!â said the thing.
âOh no!â said the wizard, "why would you betray me?"
He didnât say much more. A local sprite god silenced him.
âNOOOOâ said the thing from the crystal, "Iâm dying!"
The crystal disappeared. The wizard walked away. Little did he know, there was a special magic in the area he was in. Thousands of adventurers had succumbed to this force. It struck at unpredictable times, and the gods refused to acknowledge its potential.
It was called lag.
The unfortunate wizard, unknowingly had caught âlag,â walked on.
The local sprite god indeed had silenced him. Both ways.
This ends the story of the three wizard brothers, having met their unfortunate and untimely deaths. Sooner, there shall be the story, of the little girl, with the power to turn things into stone, heading out to the woods, looking for her grandmotherâŚ