3 Reasons Why

#244
  1. I wasn’t tempted to play RotMG (okay maybe I was a little @Wilhuff) but I couldn’t play either way because China
  2. Stone oryx isn’t a thing
  3. Cool items, even the reskins have a theme

3 reasons why ducks are inferior to hawks

#245

Why am I being pinged?

#246

You explained the event to me (and motmg was the theme of the question)

#247

I did?

#248

I logged in, bugged you about the event, and then dc’d

#249

Ducks can swim, hawks can’t
Ducks are easier to spot irl so you can admire them more easily
Ducks are less lonely than hawks

3 reasons why monopoly is fun

#250

I’m playing in China rn

it’s a family game
it teaches you about money management
cuz u can buy a whole boardwalk for 400$

3 reasons why orcas are epic

#251

  1. 44%20PM

  2. 07%20PM

  3. 18%20PM

3 reasons why Minecraft is better than Fortnite.

#252
  1. Fortnite is for cancer
  2. Minecraft is real man game
  3. BaN GuNz Pl0X !!!1!1!1!!1!1!

3 reasons why mystic is fun

#253

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#254

1 - Her Orb means I can easily berserk myself. Pew pew!
2 - I help everyone by Cursing stuff and removing enemies from a fight temporarily
3 - I can (carefully) rush. zzzoomm zoooom zzoozm

3 reasons why you’d want to visit Sweden.

#255

Swedish meatballs
IKEA tower
Visit pewdiepie’s old house because I have nothing else better to do in sweden

3 reasons why you are better than me

#256
  1. Because I have a cool friend named ArkRumierA.
  2. Because I am was a red-star.
  3. Because…I am…but I’m also not.

3 Reasons why your nickname is what it is

#257
  1. i just played doki doki literature club before naming myself this
  2. decided to change both my name and my guild to match the game
  3. the name is kinda cool / original

3 reasons why you haven’t ended it all yet

#258
  1. Because if I ended it all, it was all be ended.
  2. Because I haven’t ended it all yet, I can end it all in the future.
  3. Because maybe I already have ended it all…that isn’t contradictory to the other two statements at all…

3 Reason why you’re bad

#259

realm
realm
realm.

Three reasons why i should try to seriously answer Redox’s post

#260

Cuz redox is redox
Cuz redox is cool
Cuz redox is an epik gamer

3 reasons why aliens are gae (the new realm event)

#261
  1. Because they seem to die just before I enter a realm.
  2. Because quest marker for UFO only shows up sometimes.
  3. Because Katalund has stupid DC glitch.

3 Reasons why Old rock dragon was better

#262

I don’t know because I still have near deaths from

  1. body bombs
  2. bat bombs
  3. that giant eye shotgun

3 reasons why you should have a hobby

#263
  1. So you don’t get bored
  2. If it is a ‘useful’ hobby mayb you can put it on your college resume.
  3. So you can show off

3 reasons why people still play RotMG after it ruins their lives