Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#303

I forgot my name.

Where is my laptop?

#304

My phone works really well

Is Samsung a good company?

#305

And there goes my newly adopted dog.

Dogs or cats?

#306

Yellow with a hint of green.

Family time actually sucks?

#307

42?

#308

The space aliens have eaten my ass.

The pain feels just the same as if you accidentally stapled your tongue to the wall and backed up 10 yards.
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#309

Yes, im a pyro.

Roasted or burned?

#310

Holy Shit… How’d I not see that horse.

Wait… Where’d it go?

#311

Bottled iced can of hamburgers

Would you like some?

#312

We keep the maple saplings in the pantry with the rest of the canned soup. Idiot.

Is it a crime to staple your dog?

#313

Fine, I’ll call the @ moderators, if you’re too scared.

Why do people leech so much.

#314

My name Jeff

How much you like 21 Jump St?

#315

ppe btw lel xD.

ppe btw lel xD?

#316

no, i wont tell you my social security number.
Why is your landfish worse quality than shatters? (blurred border)

#317

because my sun is yours too!

Steam or rotmg-site?

#318

You will know the pain and suffering you caused the [insert name] and [insert name]!

Will you fill in the blanks?

#319

I’m not gonna clean up after you!

To be, or not to be?

#320

hey im ppe, my :cookie:
can someone answer this question?

#321

purple applesauce

Is my profile picture cool?

#322

mwa, i like reading better than listening to books

writing or reading?