I see London, I see France…
Bad jokes
I travel a lot for work. My job is very rewarding and I worked hard to get to where I am in life. I have a loving family and a dog and a nice house and a nice car. I miss them all when I leave, but we manage to make it work.
What was hitler’s favorite food?
I don’t really know, but I would ask him if he was still alive.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she leaned too far on the backswing. Accidents happen, anyone could make that mistake
Okay, so @Shaxasno was lamenting that we mods weren’t more active, so I’ll join in here.
This thread kind of reminds me of a story about my senior prom.
Y’see, there was this girl that I wanted to take to the prom, but I went to a big high school and there was a huge line to buy tickets. Then the day of the prom, there was a big line at the tuxedo rental shop, and when I went to pick up her corsage there was a big line at the florist’s. Once my ride arrived and picked us up, there was a big line outside the dance hall from all the limos dropping people off. Once we got inside, there was a big line to check our coats, then a big receiving line to meet all the king/queen candidates, then there was a huge buffet line to get food.
Finally the band started and we danced for a while, until my date said she was thirsty. So I went over to the table with the punch bowl and there was no punchline.
if all the cars in the us were pink what kind of flower would the us be?
a pink carnation hahaha