Bad jokes

#1

Hi there! This is a rare case of me using actual punctuation and grammar for something (I don’t know what has gotten into me T.B.H I was fine a minute ago). Anyways, post any bad jokes you got here. I’m pretty sure that if people start posting on this, it’s gonna turn into a meme thread, but that’s O.K!

I’ll start this thread off:

What is white and flies up?

A retarded snowflake

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#2

this thread

#3

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.

#4

These jokes aren’t even punny.

#5

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Hypothermia
merry christmas everyone

#6

I believe Christmas passed about a month and a few days ago?

#7

um no obviously it is 12/31 duh

#8

No. Bad.

Am I allowed to flag satanic jokes?

#9

Burn

#10

Unfortunately, the moderators wouldn’t appreciate random flags, especially @Doc y-wocy.

#11

What state has all the New Yorkers?

New York

#12

Yay! Well, in that case, I’ll be posting a bunch of satanic jokes on here then!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?

A baby nailed to ten trees.

#13

one baby nailed to 10 trees

#14

what did washington say to his men before they got on their horses?

men get on your horses please

#15

How did i escape Iraq? Iran

#16

Please kill me now before I get spammed to death by overused puns.

#17

Dracula didn’t have many friends because he was a real pain in the neck.

#18

What was the Twin Towers’ least favorite kind of pizza?

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The Twin Towers were inanimate and could not have a favorite or least favorite kind of pizza.

#19

what do u call a muslim on a plane?

a passenger you racist

#20

Toilet paper plays an important ROLE in my life.