Competition Hosted By XSpinATKx

#1

Hey.

So I’m gonna host a competition. The winner wins a King Knifeula Skin.

Just write your best poetry. Do not copy and paste it. Do not steal it. Can be in any form, even formless. No fanfics(Sorry). Doesn’t have to be about RotMG or anything. No attacking people on the forums. You can attack Trog for all I care until he joins the forum.

How winners will be chosen: Whichever poem receives the most likes wins. I will not participate in the voting. No mules voting for you or automatic disqualification. No asking for votes or disqualification.

In case of a language barrier: I will use Google Translate unless 2 different people can decode it fairly. This means you can write in your mother tongue or whatever.

The contest ends when Scorchmist rejoins the forums. Or on April 9 just in case. You have one month to come up with some dank poetry. GL HF!

#2

I was the first to post on this thread.
This made me feel special.
The end…
not using this as my entry lol

#3

I want a cbow.
Cbows are cool.
Mynamerr wants one too.
Cbow.

#5

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#6

Docy-wocy
Docy-wocy
Oh, its a wocy-docy

#7

@moderators close pls. This is going to be dumb lel xd

#8

aw whyy???
this thread lasted 5 minutes before you gave up ;(

#9

Because it’s not gonna be serious. I’ll make a new one for maymays or something.

#11

It must be hard
It must be a challenge
If you’re IQ is the equivalent of a cabbage

The jobs that exist
The jobs that pay
Very few will accept
Applicants as dumb as a savage

Alas: I know
Yes it can be
An English teacher is the right job
For inept you and bumbling he

I wrote this poem in ELA when I was annoyed at my teacher, its not the best lol

#12
#13

[I think that I will never see a poem lovely as a tree but SpinAttack said “close this thread” and so I bonked him on the head. OB]