Corrupt-a-Wish

#3129

Granted, but then you quickly realize why you left in the first place.

I wish the forums weren’t so dead, especially with the loss of old members I miss seeing around. :cry:

#3130

Granted, the forums are alive and as lively as it used to be! But after only a few days, everyone suddenly disappears…

I wish for a Realm Rework!

#3131

Granted! Deca decides to rework realm to have better performance on their servers. The solution: All 8x8 sprites are now a 1x1 blob. This also applies to other sprites proportionally.

I wish I could find a good someone to date

#3132

Granted, it would be good to date them, and you did find them, but they aren’t interested

I wish everyone’s socks were always inside no matter what for the rest of eternity and couldn’t be taken off

#3133

I’m going to assume you meant to say the socks were inside out instead of inside, uh, something

anyway have you ever worn a cast? have you seen how gross those things get? that’s what every person’s feet are like now for the rest of time. thanks a lot dude. now everything is gross and disgusting and it can never be fixed.

I wish I had 10 times as many legos as I do now

#3134

A post was merged into an existing topic: The General Chat Thread

#3135

Granted, but it’s 10x the mass of your Legos all combined into one unnecessarily big Lego brick

I wish I had an Arcanine as a pet (cool fluffy tiger dog pokemon)

#3136

Granted, you now have a tiger as an irl pet. It eats a child from your neighbourhood and you have to go through a ton of struggle to cover it up.

I wish I was less bored.

#3137

Granted, you are now the tiger eating children from my neighborhood

I wish for a perfect cover up for the death of a child

#3138

Granted! You shut down the pizzeria you commited the murder at, thrash the hybrid suits previously used, and instead construct a new pizzeria with non-wearable animatronic suits.
You subsequently hire a game developer to make games with characters from your pizzeria to cover up said murder.

I wish I could give virtual hugs to others online.

#3139

Granted, but it gives them COVID.
(More DNA points for the guy playing Plague Inc. IRL…)

I wish for a ball of osmium the size of my hand.

#3140

Granted, but the ball replaces your hand. Density is 22.587 g/cm cubed, so feel free to calculate the weight.

I wish I could get my girlfriend to play this game.

#3141

Granted, but she turns out surprisingly talented at hacking. She decides to spawn o3s in the nexus and deca gives up on the game.

I wish you a merry christmas

#3142

Granted. We both have a merry Christmas.

I wish for snuggles.

#3143

granted, my snuggles are… somewhat unique

I wish I had something to eat

#3144

Granted, its broccoli.

I wish I was less bored.

#3145

Granted! You are 1% less bored now that you have something to read.
After this sentence ends, however, you’re back to being bored.

I wish it wasn’t so dang cold every time I wake up in the morning.

#3146

Granted! You’re forever warm and cozy
(Your house is on fire)

I wish for a little hamburger

#3147

Granted! However, it is microscopically small, and is quickly blown away by the gravitational field of the tables and chairs in your house, before being washed away in your sink. On the bright side, one of those water bears is going to have the best meal in water bear history!

I wish my cat was slightly less loud with her meows.

#3148

Granted! However, she takes up barking instead.

I wish for some pizza.