Corrupt-a-Wish

#2055

Granted, but you will forever be in a state between feeling normal and extremely sleep deprived.

I wish that I can know about someone just by looking at them.

#2056

Granted but you forget it in 2 minutes.

I wish for nice pillow

#2057

Granted but itā€™s made from air
I wish for nddndnkddkkdndfkekkwsk

#2058

Granted but you ssskskskskkkkkkskk

I wish for pancakes

#2059

Granted but they taste like plastic.
I wish for 1 realm gold

#2060

Grantedā€¦ Do I even have to corrupt this?

I wish that DECA implements the Coulomb sword idea.

#2061

Granted but the only part they keep the same as in the idea is the bullet sprite.

I wish pet stones were implemented in the monthly calendar thing.

#2062

Iā€™d love Mini-Arachnas, Iā€™m sure you do too. They are soulbound, undroppable, unfeedable, and the only thing you can do with them is to use them on your divine pets. Great, now everything in your pet yard looks like Arachna ^^
Oh by the way, the Mini-Arachna is the ONLY thing that will ever be in the calendar, and guess what? Thereā€™s also auto-claim ^^. Well, now that all pets are Arachna, her ugliness petrifies you like what Medusa would do. Then thereā€™s a nuclear explosion near you and you die.

I wish for a Mini-Arachna Pet Stone

#2063

granted, it looks like this:

I wish for an infinite amount of infinite amounts

#2064

Granted, but your mind canā€™t comprehend this amount of amounts, so youā€™ll never see them

I wish for a great post idea

#2065

Granted, but it good to you, bad to everyone else

I wish for a KNOWLEDGE

#2066

Granted, itā€™s knowledge on the theory of flat earth.

I wish for 5 clones of myself that can work together but no one argues with me (the original) =U

#2067

Granted but u die irl

I wish for creativity

#2068

Granted but you create a bomb that kills you in irl
I wish for satanist sheep

#2069

Granted, but they sacrifice you, and summon a demon to take your stead, slowly corrupting everyone you knew.

I wish for a pencil I can intuitively control to make drawings the way I imagine them in my head.

#2070

Granted but the only thing you can draw are necros

I wish for 14 8/8s

#2071

Granted, but they are maxed by lowering the stat cap rather than drinking pots. (This stat cap only applies to those characters.)

I wish for the ability to change any form of energy into any other form of energy in a controlled manner.
E=mc2 is OP.

#2072

Granted, but the energy is too strong for you and you die.

I wish for an etherite

#2073

Granted except itā€™s a cronus.

I wish my 3ds wasnā€™t broken.

#2074

Granted, but you die irl

I wish for a bottle of Henez ketchup