Defeat Oryx Using


#1

Can You defeat Oryx using the object to your left?
What is the object to your left btw? XD


#2

I will throw at him my wall and deport him.


#3

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#4

oh shit how do i beat him with a lays potato chip


#5

“very carefully”


#6

I don’t know how this polo shirt could possibly hurt him, but I’m willing to watch someone else try it.


#7

A stick-horse, toy firetruck and a blanket (I’m in my basement). IDK maybe i could do something with that.
I would scoot the toy firetruck as a distraction, ride in on my stick horse, throw the blanket over his head, then kick him in the nuts. Instant win.


#8

What are you, five?


#9

Like I said, I’m in my basement. Lots of old toys.


#10

I dont think an almost empty can of orange marmelade will work.


#11

Huh, all I have is a mug of orange juice.

Alright.
Circle him so he can’t hit me, and then toss juice all over his armor. That’ll turn it into candy-coated armor (It’ll be super sticky), which will reduce his dexterity. Then, using my UT Cup ability, I’ll catch all his shots in my now empty mug. I’ll keep on catching his shots in my cup until it’s almost full, then throw it at him, blasting him into the abyss.
Pretty cool strategy right?
Then when I’m done, I’ll follow the lead of Mr. Dreadstump, and use his skull as my new mug. Pretty sick white bag.


#12

Milk?


#13

Just go assaassin and keep chucking it at Oryx. He’ll go down eventually.

Mine is toilet paper. Yeah, you know where I am.
If I am at my usual station, then a disc reader.

…yeah, I have no idea how.


#14

I’m not sure how Oryx would fare against a shotgun


#15

I guess I could pour a half drunk cup of tea on him. It’s barely even warm any more so I’m guessing -3900hp is coming my way…


#16

A tissue box.

Looks like I’ve got oryx’s emotional side in check.


#17

I would totally smother him in this tiny placemat.


#18

I hope my speaker still works after I beat oryx to death with it


#19

An AK47?
Just kidding I don’t live in Texas


#20

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