It’s a simple game, you must make a post that follows every set rule, and if (and only IF) you succeed in following every rule, then you get to make your own, if you break a rule and two posts are made afterwards you can no longer be caught, when a rule is broken all rules have to reset. Writing the rule is not considered as part of your post and should be clarified by using < big>.
You cannot post twice in a row
First rule:
Posts must contain at least 2 sentences
Follow the rules! [forum game]
Nameness
#1
BLUbeans
#2
Hello! I’m BLU. I like milk.
Second Rule:
You must include a food in your post.
Give a reason why the person above you is your friend/not
Idragonet
#3
Hello! I’m Idragonet. I like milk.
Third Rule:
You must have 3 sentences that follow the format
(expression to greet)! I’m (insert name or nickname). I like (insert object).
Wait a second, I accidentally bolded my rule! Whatever.
Give a reason why the person above you is your friend/not
BrandonCao
#5
Hi, I’m 
. I like 
This is a filler sentence. This is a filler sentence.
You must have an image in your post
Idragonet
#6
Heyo! I’m Blu! I like 
. But that’s only because it can apparently explode twice and represents a trap in a UDL.
You must mention either @shatter or @nevov in your post
Idragonet
#8
Stahp no against the rules.
Oh, hey there! Didn’t notice ya. If you couldn’t tell… I’m Blu! I like milk apparently. Milk will take over the world!!! Oh, and say hi to my clone: @Blubeans. And a cool person: @shatter. And another clone: @Candyshi.
You must misquote the person above you and make a funny/strange remark about it.
vs.
Unselfish
#9
Hai. I’m @Shatter’s loyal servant. I liek pictures. I liek specific of a specific person.
I’m is a owo furry.
rule:
Fuck the rules. Go against all other rules.
Idragonet
#11
Greetings! I’ve realized that I’m still Blu! I’m Blu! I’m Blu! I’m Blu! Hooray!!! If you couldn’t tell, I like milk. Milk! Milk! Milk!
You’re not my clone!!!
Except you are. Again, say hi to @Blubeans, @shatter, and @CandyShi
You must ignore Unselfish’s rules forever. Read over it. If he breaks a rule, you won’t even realize it!
Btw, real rule is that you must say “ppe btw lel xd” or “fri itenz plox” at the end of each post.
No… how could u do this? For some reason, it’s completely fine if I do it, but horrible if anyone else does it! The world is ending!!!
Oh god this post is a little long.
Ppe btw lel xd
Idragonet
#13
OwO
This thread got longer, but nobody posted. How could this happen? What monsters are at bay?
I forgot to say hi! Hi! I said it. Celebrate! 
I’m Blu. I’m sure it’s not stuffed in your head enough.
I like milk. Who doesn’t?
Wait, am I going twice in a row? Nah, there’s a post that I can’t see between this post and my prior post.
For some reason, I’m a broken CD record.
"Please say hello to @Blubeans, @shatter, and @candyshi."
I need to be more original.
These are just random thoughts that I’m having.
I hope that @shatter and @candyshi don’t get angry at me for giving them so many mentions.
I can already see it…
Oh wait, wrong person. The profile pics were both pikachus, and @CandyShi is a clone, so…
You must place 3 emojis somewhere in your post
ppe btw lel xd
how to reuse pictures 101
Idragonet
#15
Oh noes
No emojis cuz emojis use colons
This is the end of the world
Hi
Im Blu
I like milk
You must follow all previous rules that I have stated. If a conflic appears between rules, use my rule over any other
ppe btw lel xd
cute 
@shatter don’t u agree
Aww
Don’t say that about yourself
Nameness
#16
al prefious wrules u staded wer reeset annd ar nonexisten dus ure wrule meens nofing
You cannot spell words correctly
Idragonet
#18
Ay aim sadd
Noa morea ov mi stubid wrules
nomal wods muz bee dis beeg
wrules muz bee dis beeg