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TROLLDLLR
#2668
s=input('Enter string here: ')
print(3*s[-2:])
print(s[0:2])
u=int((len(s))/2)
print(s[0:u])
u=int(len(s)-1)
print(s[1:u])
a=input('Enter string here: ')
b=input('Enter another string here: ')
if len(a) > len(b):
print(b+a+b)
elif len(a) < len(b):
print(a+b+a)
elif len(a)==’’ and len(b)==’’:
print(’’)
else:
print(‘The strings may not be of equal length’)
print(a[1:]+b[1:])
t = s[0:2]
print(s[2:]+t)
if a != ‘’ and b != ‘’:
print(a[0:1]+b[len(b)-1:])
elif a == ‘’:
print(’@’+b[len(b)-1:])
elif b == ‘’:
print(a[0:1]+’@’)
if len(a)==len(b):
print(a+b)
elif len(a) > len(b):
print(a[len(a)-len(b):len(a)]+b)
else:
print(a+b[len(b)-len(a):len(b)+1])
if s[0] == ‘x’ and s[len(s)-1] == ‘x’: #Alternate form (if s[0] in [‘x’] and s[len(s)-1] in [‘x’]:), useful for multiple strings
print(s[1:len(s)-1])
elif s[0]== ‘x’ and s[len(s)-1] != ‘x’:
print(s[1:len(s)-1])
elif s[0] != ‘x’ and s[len(s)-1] == ‘x’:
print(s[0:len(s)-1])
else:
print(s)
(plis no copy and use, I get in big trouble if you do)
YesButNo
#2669
A crack in the ground opened underneath the pentagram, swallowing the body up. In its place, a horrific beast clawed itself out of the abyss. Part goat, part wyvern, and part lion, the disgusting aberration roared a huge cone of flame, instantly vaporizing half the room of cultists. The survivors stumbled back in fear. “That thing- that thing is too dangerous to be kept alive!” one woman shouted in terror. Others murmured in assent. The cultist leader smiled underneath his hood. “Do not doubt the ways of Zakroth…” he chuckled softly, before uttering a single word. “Kill.”
Laserquest
#2675
Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Western was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow biology faculty told me it would be. Unfortunately your finals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible, tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage. I personally apologise for expecting the bare minimum from you as students. If you look at your grade book you will notice that you all have gotten a 50 point grade bump as ‘extra credit’ and no this was not because any of you deserved it but it was infact so I don’t get my ass fired when the dean asks me ‘hey why the fuck did 50% of your class fail an introductory biology class’ to whom I will reply 'hmm I don’t know maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and still giggle every time I say the term ‘phagocytosis’. I’d like to add that in fact one of you got a 5/100 on this exam for which I salute you. Considering this was 100% multiple choice and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% GUESSING is actually higher than your chances of getting laid, which for this student would be an act of God (please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are). I could have actually taken a shit on the scantron, wiped it off on the grass, and I am pretty certain my feces could have picked up more correct answers than you deliberately bubbled in. So congratulations, on making me lose faith in the public school system, and in humanity.
Seelpit
#2676
