[Forum Game] The Never Ending Story

#1748

man, and this one appears to be a filthy Homestuck; as such, they all take off their gloves and

#1749

start to touch with the gay and eat oryx swords

#1750

But then he realizes everything his government has told him is a lie a mere illusion of the capitalist burgeois system put in place to undermine the people

So he takes his honor and his sword and he strikes down the oppressors of the west breaking the bonds of elitism thus freeing the people to govern themselves by the ancient Slavic code of Nav

All of the hero’s life was a workers paradise until he met…

#1751

…A lonely demon told from legends with unimaginable power. They offered a deal to the hero. If the hero frees them from the prison created by a Goddess’s spell they will make him the next king of the land. Thus giving him more power against enemies of the people.

The lonely demon reaches out for a handshake. Bells embedded on his harlequin outfit and jester’s hat jingle softly.

The hero takes some time to think on the offer and then…

#1752

…takes the demon’s hand. Nothing appears to happen, but they shake hands firmly to confirm their deal.

However, it was no ordinary Goddess that sealed the demon in: it was none other than The Girl, the one that would shed knowledge on The Mystery.

And now that our hero has begun his quest for this demon, he must now…

#1753

Do stuff that…

#1754

only the greatest of green party presidents have achieved before, which was…

#1755

summon the demons of the abyss to…

#1756

summon stronger demons of the cult to…

#1757

summon the strongest lords of the realm to…

#1758

Summon deities from greater realms to finally…

#1759

…open the Cave of a Thousand Pretty Blue Ladies From Alternia, which would lead to a massive wormhole.

Having done so, the hero entered the wormhole…
…And he came across a mirror.
In it, he saw the demon that sent him on his quest. And the demon spoke, his words directed at him:

#1760

“Dab on that shit” as the demon dabs and moves his arms at violent speeds
the hero runs as he is no match for Great Demon Lord: …

#1761

…but the Great Demon Lord swatted him upwards. The hero landed in a pile of…

#1762

bodies, those of heroes who have challenged the Great Demon Lord in a dabbing competition. The warrior suddenly realized…

#1763

that he wet his pants from fright, and that he wet his bed that morning as well. In sheer embarrassment…

#1764

he quickly hid the wet sheets in his closet and replaced them with new sheets he found from…

#1765

…his younger sister slash fairy, whom always kept an extra two pairs of sheets ready.

Having done so, the hero’s only option now was to…

#1766

take a couple kinky looks at the fairy friends, but the fairies started kicking his butt, causing him to…

#1767

realize he isn’t actually the father as Dr. Phil had told him, so…