[Forum Game] The Never Ending Story

#1788

confused by this odd and late response, they charged the aliens wielding…

#1789

that mf like button, which the aliens promptly smashed

#1790

into absolute oblivion, shocking the heck out of…

#1791

pewdiepie, which only expected 7,400,000,000 likes, but got 7,400,000,001

#1792

That one other person who liked was secretly …

#1793

the aliens what the heck noob. so obvious smh

#1794

After pewdiepie died from shock, the aliens took control of his channel and created a video of…

#1795

his death

#1796

After watching the video, all his 65,000,000 subscribers…

#1797

had a public riot and killed everyone in their path…

#1798

and the story ended.

#1799

and managed to coup d’etat the government of the US.

#1800

but the author of this story decided to make a part 5

#1801

and shaxasno managed to respond to not only the wrong person, but to have the body of text reply to a troll that wasnt even the above poster
anyway the new pewds army established the new ottoman empire in the wreckage of the U.S, establishing 3 new laws, the first being:…
EDIT: wth seelpit u gave me like 4 notifs

#1802

…“never shall one suck toes for a living, ever”.
Under this strict rule, already, hundreds of people had to be assigned a new job.
A new way to live.

Rule number two, however, was much more controversial.
Causing an end to a suffering for decades, finally, it was estabilished that

Cute
#1803

Calling someone the big gay is illegal.
Millions of oppressive evil racist oppressive terrorizing evil racist racist racist racist gamers were put behind bars, causing the big gay to spread like wildfire inbetween people.
The third, and final rule, however, was a gamechanger for the entire world

#1804

As it was read aloud, released to the public, it felt as though time was no more.
Nothing felt like it moved. Sounds seemed to fall into endless repetition.
Blood did flow through bodies, but feel it, they did not.

Traps are to never be considered gay, at any time

#1805

And the people stood there with shock for a moment, and the proceeded to all shout at once:

#1806

“Ring of Decades are now in stock”

#1807

As they all ran to the nexus and formed a swastika shape. Little did they know that Silex saw the whole thing, and decided to