[Forum Game] The object on the left

#261

It can’t even fit in my mouth. (Yes, I tried.)

(It’s a WiiU Gamepad.)

The object to your left is the new trending console and has Odyssey and Breath of the Wild on every one that is purchased.

#262

Eh, I guess my smartphone didn’t change that much.

The object on your left has to be disassembled within the next half hour, or it will go rogue and try to kill you.

#263

Just dissasembled my orange and ate it.

The object on your left is now a liquid and spills itself.

#264

NOOO THAT WAS THE COMFIEST BLANKET OF THEM ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!

The object on your left grows a face and spits on you.

#265

This plate is rude. >:(
The spit landed in my mouth and tasted strangely like potato stew.

The object to your left confesses their love to you in song, offering you flowers at the end of the song.

#266

I tear it into the most basic pieces I can. (Lego Minifigure this time.)

The object on your left is now your only mode of transportation.

#267

I got here via socks

The object on your left murders the object on your right

#268

Only makes sense that the Amiibo reader would be jealous of the play kitchen.

The object on your left is now worth $1000000.

#269

I sell this pillow to a professional pillow collector for $950000.
(He was able to haggle since noone else I could find wanted it.)

The object to your left ages 100 years within the next minute.

#270

I may have used those tissues…

The object on your left permeates the house with its scent

#271

The house now smells like circuit boards.

The object on your left arouses you slightly.

#272

It only seems natural that my father would wake me up.

The object on your left has recently been discovered to have been assuming your identity.

#273

I guess my lamp is going to jail now

The object to your left has hacked your account

#274

My classmate?
I knew I smelled a conspiracy

the object on your left necro bumps a thread

#275

Well, everyone go report PinkThreeRingBinder, then!

The object on the left killed your 8/8 character.

#276

A dead harddrive. It’s actually kinda logic, if I played with it and it died while I was in a dangerous place.

Oh wait, why is this thing still on my desk? I swear it’s been sitting there for more than 5 years now… Oh well.

The object on your left grows kawai anime eyes.

#277

A kawaii piece of paper. Well then. Anime has really done everything now.

The object on your left has witnessed the object on your right murder the object behind you.

#278

So, my Waddle Dee amiibo brutally massacred my Angry Bird sculpture from middle school while a can of Dr. Pepper was forced to watch.

You’re stranded on an island, with nothing but the object on your left. How do you survive?

#279

I try to use my wristwatch to send an SOS signal to any nearby vehicles in flashes of reflected sunlight.

You travel through the jungle for 5 months, surviving on nature and lots of good luck.
The only thing you could bring with you beside a pair of woollen socks was the object on your left.
Describe your feelings towards that object after the arduous journey.

#280

My back hurts, why on earth did I bring that large bookshelf with me???

De objct tu yor lefd iz speled rong.