It’s simple and yet difficult to find. personally, I like ninja because along with being a charachter in the game, it represents a great and powerful group of people
Me. You can always look at my posts in the bad jokes sections. I want to copy it but it’s a bit long and I don’t know how to properly use quotes
" Story #2
Once, a long time ago, there was a great and powerful mountain by the name of Hope Mountain. Legends spoke that if you lept off the ledge at the cliff, what ever you last thought of while jumping off would appear at the bottom. (solution to not dying is bringing a parachute). However, for some unknown reason, the mountain could only be climbed once per person.
Anyway, one day, Jimmy, John, and Joseph decided to climb the mountain. After a good month of climbing, they reached the peak.
Jimmy, John, and Joseph smiled and agreed to jump together. However, they had failed to notice that their parachutes were made in China so when they jumped, the parachutes failed to do anything and all three of them died, falling into a massive pile of gold from 5,000 feet.
Jimmy went first. He thought of money and as he landed, he found himself surrounded by piles of stacks after stacks of money, all nicely tucked into a brand new pickup truck. Smiling, Jimmy drove away. Next came John. John loved gold more then anything else in the world and when he jumped, he dreamed of gold and landed in a nice fat pile of gold bricks, all in the back of a fat armored truck.
Finally, it was joseph’s turn. He had always liked the look of diamonds. Smiling, he walked over the ledge, thinking of how gracefully he would sail down. However, at the last second, he tripped over a rock, as he fell, he screamed “shit!”. As he landed, he found himself surronded by a lot of brown"