Hey guys, chill!

#5

Lol @RichGold
Offtopic: I was in a shatters chain with you. I was the one afking in the corner of first boss going on my phone.

Yes I agree. People need to relax.

#6

there literally was an arl for shats that complained how he has done like 400 shats and how no one understands his pain (despite many people understand, including me and even worse).

He literally complained about it for several runs in a row that i got so annoyed that i muted him.

Oh also he didn’t lead, i dont get how they make these people rls, arent they called arl or trl so they trial them and dont promote them if they suck.

#7

You’ve probably also been that guy before, as well. Or at least I have, but… as time played approaches infinity, you’ll encounter all the scenarios. It merely takes time.

#8

All these kids are raging after dying, and I’m just like:

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Gotta give the boss a name ya know?

#10

r/lostrealmers?

#11

Which one

#12

It’s been 250 UDLs since my last dbow… I’ve done 85% of them WITH LOOT BOOSTER POTIONS and around 40% of them WITH AN EVENT CHEST UNDERWAY.

I’m definitely not chill about it, and it just makes me saltier when people say they have chests full of dbows just gathering dust. Dbow is my favorite white bag but for some reason I can never get it.

#13

honestly, i cant remember anymore.

although he voice sounds like a person i know irl.

#14

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I don’t play bow classes

F L E X

#15

Just don’t play it…
( This is satire ok)
But actually… don’t let it get into you…

#16

you have 100 less UDLs done than me…

mega salt

#17

I like realm. I hate lag. Please DECA. You’re going to lose hella people because of lag. I was that person that was like “just get better”. But now it’s just starting to hurt. Already lost 3 characters ugh

#18

I was the one afking next to you and pretending to help RL

#19

Fam there are many things I don’t like about the discord.

ARLs can’t unmute if something goes awry… can’t tell you how many times I’ve failed a run b/c of that

#20

Theory of desire:

The rarity of a white bag for you to get rises proportionally to how much you want it.

#21

Alternative theory of desire: the more you want it, the more you notice when you don’t have it, leading you to a false assumption that the rarity of a white bag for you to get rises proportionally to how much you want it.

#22

Well that’s not the case for me. I’ve gotten it twice in 450 UDLS… and the times I’ve gotten it were when I was terrible at the game, dying before 400 fame.

#23

Twice in 450? That would be what, 1 every 225. That sounds about average, I’ve heard people say the drop rate is 150 - 200/1. You’re the normal one here, I’m an outlier, since I would average 1 dbow every ~66 udls or so.

#24

No, the universally agreed on droprate for UDL is 1:100. So I’m at around 1:250 right now as I approach 500 UDLs. It gets worse though, because around 100 of those UDLs were run during an event chest and around 150 of those UDLs were run with loot potions active.

I’m distressed to say the least.

#25

1200 voids done. 40 void whites, 11 bows, 9 quivers, 10 nils, 10 sources. 0 omnis. Am I salty? Yep.