Just a whole lotta polls

#956

You and I both, but replace sugar with cute magic boys for me

#957
  • who
  • whom
  • whom’st
  • whom’st’d
  • whom’st’d’ve
  • I don’t even care.

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#958

Whom’st’d’ved done this!

#959

While flying in an airplane you notice a hunk of platinum worth 17.89 Trillion dollars falling from the sky that will be destroyed on impact with the Earth if not slowed . You could either stay in your seat and miss out or jump out of the plane with some parachutes and have a 77% chance of saving the platinum and yourself but have a 23% of dying.

  • Stay
  • Jump

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#960

I don’t totally understand this. One, that much platinum would clearly unbalance the market, making it worth much less. Two, if you stay in the plane are you 100% safe?

#961

One, you can sell it in pieces. Two, does it say you die if you stay in the plane?

#962

What is the absolute worst kind of clown?

  • Jesters -
  • Jokers - Tellers of jokes
  • Harlequins - Acrobatic spreaders of mischief
  • Pierrots - The sad every man
  • Mimes -
  • Columbinas - Men dressed as women
  • Auguste - Basic circus clown
  • Pantalones - Avatars of concepts like money, greed, social status, etc
  • Tramps - Basically hobos
  • Whiteface - Straightmen
  • Pantomime - Musical
  • Arlichinno - Singer of operas

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edit: I missed the chance to add everyone’s favorite corpse to the list.

#963

@discobot roll 1d100 (high is good)
Edit: dang i was unlucky, i tried for the platinum and died

#964

:game_die: 19

#965

Let me try

@discobot roll 1d100

#966

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

#967

@discobot roll 1d100

Edit : :disappointed_relieved:

#968

:game_die: 40

#969

@discobot roll 1d100

#970

:game_die: 88

#971

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#972

Dude are you serious? WHERE’S THE OPTION FOR ALL OF THEM!? BURN THEM ALL! :fearful:

#973

Not going to lie here, I like clowns. Not circus clowns or mimes, those are gross. But the performing, edgy make up, argyle/striped clothing, MMMMMM SO COOL. Accept clowns into your heart.

#974

What do you think will kill you?

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I’m going with “Angry molesting tree”

#975

I hate them all because they creep me out equally