Keyper (a rotmg parody by HorusKane)


#1

keyper? aww man

so we back in the grind
got our players swinging from side to side
side-side to side

this task’s a grueling one
hope to get a whitebag tonight, night, night
whitebag tonight

Hacks up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
A keyper has spawned in your lobby
Oh no, it’s you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes-eyes-eyes

'Cause, baby, tonight
The keyper’s trying to yoink our whitebags again
'Cause, baby, tonight
Grab your sorc, necro, and rogue again (rogue again-gain)
And run, run until it’s done, done
Until you reach godlands where it’s spawned
'Cause, baby, tonight
The keyper’s trying to yoink our whitebags again (bags again-gain)

Just when you think you’re safe
see a godwall coming from right behind
Right-right behind
That’s a nice life you have
Shame it’s gotta end at this time, time, time
Time-time-time-time

Blows up
Then your health bar drops and you could use a one-up
nexus key, don’t be (re)tardy
So now your char is gone
no pots are left, but don’t ragequit, quit, quit
Rage-rage-ragequit

'Cause, baby, tonight
The keyper’s trying to yoink our whitebags again
'Cause, baby, tonight
Grab your sorc, necro, and rogue again (rogue again-gain)
And run, run until it’s done, done
Until you reach godlands where it’s spawned
'Cause, baby, tonight
The keyper’s trying to yoink our whitebags again

Keyper, you’re mine, haha
Farm up whitebags,
And use those whitebags,
Equip some armor,
Get it, baby, go and farm that like you so MLG pro
The sword’s made of marble, so come at me bro
Huh? Training in your room under the backlight
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day and the whole night
Keyper’s out prowlin’, woo, alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge, that’s what I’m gonna do
I’m a warrior, baby, what else is new?
And my blade’s gonna tear through you, bring it

'Cause, baby, tonight
The keyper’s trying to yoink our whitebags again
(Gather your stuff, yeah, let’s take back the realm, haha)
Yeah, baby, tonight grab your sword, armor and go (It’s on)
Take your revenge (Woo), oh-oh-oh-oh
So fight, fight, like it’s the last, last night of your life, life
Show them your knight (Woo)

'Cause, baby, tonight
The keyper’s trying to yoink our whitebags again
'Cause, baby, tonight
Grab your sorc, necro and rogue again (rogue again-gain, woo)
And run, run until it’s done, done
Until you reach glands where it’s spawned
'Cause, baby, tonight (Come on, swing your sword up high)
The keyper’s trying to yoink our whitebags again (Come on, jab your sword down low)
(Woo)


maybe I’ll even sing this and post it here eventually, don’t have the ability to at the moment or I’d just post that


#2

Excellent.


#3


#4

Sing it. The balance of the world as we know it depends on you.


#5

gotta get my room all set up first (just moved into a new house)

I’ll fuck around and edit a video for it to go with the song too


#6

“A rotmg parody”

YES!

NO!