Heyo everyone,
There’s quite a lot of things that we need to cover today, so I took the liberty of bringing Craig here to help me for once.
“How much is a lot?”
Three topics Craig. Three.
“That doesn’t sound like a l-”
OKAY LOOK CRAIG THREE IS A LOT ALRIGHT? EVEN SOME VERY LARGE GAMING COMPANIES HAVE TROUBLE COUNTING UP TO THREE. So, let’s start with the simple stuff, patch notes!
Event
Biff is now gone from the Realm, hopefully for good.
St Patty’s Leprechaun just came back! (Note: Statue Leprechaun is unfortunately causing some crashes, we’re currently trying to fix it)
Player Teleportation temporarily allowed in The Nest (for Event Chest reasons)
Balance
Oryx Horde
Statue can no longer be dragged to the far corner of the Earth.
Earth Smash throw range decreased
Earth Smash explosion delay increased
Bug Fix
Lost Halls
Marble Colossus’ Lasers no longer remain after it has been defeated.
Manor of the Immortals
Nosferatus can no longer spawn inside inaccessible walls.
Short and sweet. Now onto the second topic - DECA AMA is happening!
“What’s an AMA?”
Ask me anything.
“Do you like watermelons?”
No Craig, I mean AMA means “Ask me Anything”
“So you don’t like watermelons?”
God damnit Craig. Anyway, some of you may remember that we already had a thread up to gather your questions back in May (Pepperidge farm remembers). The main reasons behind this delay were mostly us preparing the release of The Nest, Lost Halls and MotMG - and we wanted to give you guys some clear answers regarding the future of Realm of the Mad God. Not to worry though, Realm’s golden days are far from over!
So, once again! Ask your questions in this thread, upvote those you want to see answered, and we’ll do our best to tackle them sometimes next week in a new thread. Please keep in mind that there are questions we can’t or simply won’t answers - for instance, “how many more lamborghinis did you buy since the start of MotMG?” or “do you use stack of $50 or $100 dollar bills to wipe your tears when you see people complaining about Event Chests on Reddit?”
“Sooo what’s the third topic? I’ve got rituals to go back to, adventurers keep on messing up my work…”
Ahhh the third topic Craig… the third topic is that I’m leaving DECA at the end of the month.
“But but but, you said that Realm’s golden days are far from over!”
Oh sure, and my departure isn’t going to change that. We’re going to have Alky joining the team, and R4ndomSXD will be taking over a lot of my current responsibilities - and that’s not to mention Silex and Krathan who are still very hard at work in the background! You’ll get to meet them during the AMA - but long story short, the team isn’t getting any smaller!
“Sooooo why are you leaving?”
You see Craig, there’s a moment in life where every man has to make a decision. I made so much money during MotMG that even with my top tier Tetris skills, I can no longer fit any more lamborghinis in my garage. I considered making additional garages, but…
Joking aside, I had an excellent time at DECA - finding people who truly care about the game and the players is sadly not always easy nowadays, so it was really great working with these guys. We’ve had some passionate debate about what we should do, what we shouldn’t do, what would make the game better and the like - moments that truly show the team is involved in what they are doing, and not just here because “eh, it’s a job”.
So yea. I’m leaving to follow a childhood dream of mine, otherwise I’d have likely stayed with DECA quite some more! If you have any questions for me, feel free to also ask them here and I’ll try to answer them as best I can. Remember that I will leave the questions regarding the game or DECA in general for the AMA.
Oh and Craig? You can go now.
“Uh, do I get a buff at some point with all that?”
No Craig, you’re still an intern. Now get back to work.
“Okay…”
Cheers people, and we might cross path again someday!
Myzzrym
