Corrupt-a-Wish

#1029

Granted, but you get your idea stolen by your friend.

I wish to win my next basketball game :basketball:

#1030

Granted, but you lost all the ones after that.

I wish for a root beer.

#1031

Granted, but doesn’t taste like root beer. Tastes more like mac and cheese.

I wish for a beer root

#1032

Granted, but it ends up being ginger root mixed with actual beer.

I wish for mario to fix my plumbing

#1033

Granted - but the princess is in the wrong castle.

He won’t be commin for a while till he gets to you…

I don’t want a wish thanks

#1034

someone else gets your wish and wishes for you to get hit by a car. You die…

I wish for a Dallas Cowboys super bowl win next year

#1035

granted but they never win a game again

I wish for another Dblade

#1036

Granted, but you lose it

i wish for a Dbow

#1037

Granted, but you die with it in a sprite world(like this retard aka my brother)

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I wish for a better life

#1038

granted but your life ends now

I wish for 3 people to read this post

#1039

granted but they don’t like it

I wish for an indestructible plastic ziploc bag

#1040

granted, but I get one too, that sounds cool.

I wish for 500 OP daze ideas to annoy Xaklor

#1041

granted but you’re disqualified in the “piss off Xaklor the most” competition because deliberate attempts aren’t allowed

I wish for world peace, but only as long as everyone is holding something in their left hand

#1042

granted but everyone is holding something with their right hands

I wish realm wasn’t PtW

#1043

Granted, but everyone gets everything for free, meaning the game is super easy, meaning it’s no fun.

I wish for someone to trade me def

#1044

Granted but you can’t get any other pots and the def is all SB.

I wish for a free backpack

#1045

Granted, but it can’t hold any items, cause they just fall through the bottom.

I wish for some money

#1046

Granted, but it’s only a fraction of a cent.

I wish for an apple pie.

#1047

Granted, but it has worms in it

I wish for a the ability to freeze time

#1048

Granted, but you use it and the universe freezes (including you), ending existence as it is.

I wish for a hyperbolic time chamber.