Corrupt-a-Wish

#1306

granted, it gets vit pots now

I wish my buffalo wasn’t dead

#1307

granted but it dies again

i wish for @SHAXASNO to, “say my name, say my name”

#1308

granted but its me instead
say my name, say my name

I wish for less homework (like jeez i have 3 projects due tomorrow)

#1309

there is less homework, but now you’re failing every single class
i wish that ice spheres in shatters didn’t exist

#1310

granted, but fire spheres are more of a problem.

i wish to not fail on my classes (im not failing and getting A’s i want to keep it that way)

#1311

granted, but you become super anti-social when finals come 'round and you don’t have any friends left
i wish i could get 3 more character slots

#1312

granted, but you can only use them for 0/8 sorcs.

i wish deca could shut down the p2w sites with just a simple cease and desist.

#1313

Granted, but the bots are permanent

I wish my phone had more battery so I didn’t need to go get my charger

#1314

Granted, but now you don’t have a headphone jack but you do have two cameras for some reason.

I wish a certain light blue would stop posting on the forums.

#1315

Granted, but now he’s dark blue and keeps posting as he is no longer that certain light blue

I wish for computer that is no suck

#1316

granted but it isnt yours

I wish for a cbow

#1317

Granted, you get a cbow!

I wish for the upcoming steam summer sale to include some games I’d like to buy.

#1318

Granted, but you die irl.

I wish for a cbow

#1319

Granted, you get a cbow

I wish for a good night’s rest

#1320

Granted, but someone draws a phallus on your face while you sleep

I wish for a cbow

#1321

Granted, you get a cbow

I wish for a different timezone

#1322

granted, enjoy haveing to go to school at nighttime

I wish for a cbow

#1323

granted, but it has the ugly sprite of the reskin while still having the not re skinned shots.

i wish cdirk was better then etherite

#1324

Granted, but you dont have one

I wish for a cbow

#1325

Granted. However, everyone gets one.

I wish for a moderately useful superpower.