[Forum Game] Dream Job

#102

but you started playing rotmg and lost your soul.

I always wanted to be an exploited member of the proletariat, but…

#103

You were too busy working as a member of the bourgeoisie.
I’ve always wanted to become a squirrel doctor, but…

#104

No one went to you to heal thier squirrel so ur now broke and unemployed

I always wanted to be a tree

#105

… but you were cut off and used as fire wood.

I always wanted to be a person, but…

#106

You were too busy being a fame farming bot.
I always wanted to be a multiboxer, but…

#107

But you can’t afford to purchase the multi box program.

I always wanted to be a bush that burns for eternity, but…

#108

the bush dies and the fire goes out

A sword that can talk

#109

But I’m a talking ax.
I’ve always dreamed of being a GeForce GTX 1080 Founder’s Edition, but…

#110

… you had no idea what that is (neither do I). (well of course I could google that in less than a minute but nah)

I always wanted to be a murderah…

#111

But the cops caught you before you could murdah someone.
I’ve wanted to partake in the FitnessGram Pacer Test, which is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues, but…

#112

you never got an apointment for the sports doctor.

I always wanted to be a girl, but…

#113

your dna didnt like you

always wanted to being a computer virus that destroyed all computers all over the world.

#114

But you get stuck becoming the Ayy Lmao virus.
I’ve always wanted to buy an emoji pillow, but…

#115

not really a dream job, but ok, however, it suffocates you

god’s assisstant

#116

Granted but you are an assistant to someone who thinks he is god and can kill himself by jumping down from his ego to this IQ

A fish

#117

A Fish eater (both dream job and answer)

#118

But you end up as a gay fish coz you eat fish sticks

Food eater

#119

but the food ate you instead.

I always wanted to be a professional sportsmen, but…

#120

Granted but you suck at sports coz you never excersied coz rotmg so you win nothing

I wish to a a poison potato

#121

but you were used as a last meal.

I always wanted to be batman, but…