Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#223

I eat a phone and I shocked myself. I saw the supreme god come down and he listened to my prayers “YEAH DADDY”

Anyways how’s life?

#224

War is a never-ending conflict that pits human morals against general greed.

How old are you?

#225

The last white bag I got was a cutlass.

When are you going to die?

#226

I had some linguini pasta for lunch, but it’s super nasty so I spit it out and took a crap and had some ice cream

Why do you like RotMG?

#227

racecar backwards is nascar

big gay or small gay?

#228

I do not enjoy doing homework.

Describe yourself.

#229

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!!!

Can you ever not think of a question to ask someone?

#230

I eat my plastic water bottles because they taste like BPA

What school do you go to?

#231

Oh shit… There goes another one.

How many liters are your piss bottles?

#232

whatifisayi’mnotliketheotherswhatifisayi’mnotjustanotheroneofyourplaysyou’rethepretender

how high is the iq of the average /pol/ user

#233

… well I’m not into that, so maybe we should just call it a night.

Who wants to get high and listen to Nirvana with me?

#234

I’m so sorry for your loss

Can someone make me dinner?

#235

i’ll give you $20 if you drink 2 gallons of bleach

do flies land or do lands fly?

#236

Because the sun is flat.

Can Poland into space?

#237

Potatoes are good.
Are you a real super villain?

#238

Can you stop? My dog is deaf remember?

Why do they call a flying carpet a magic carpet?

#239

Because flies don’t bark

Why is the earth round?

#240

The power of pi.

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

#241

the next person to reply TRIPLE gay

oh romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou?

#242

penis wet launcher

why are my left feet the color square?