Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense


#263

One must enjoy satanic rituals to have a healthy lifestyle

Speaking of which, should Pentaracts be renamed as Pentagrams?


#264

877 down, 123 to go.

Running, jogging, or walking?


#265

Frogs are simply adorable.

Can I lick a lightbulb?


#266

I got kicked in the face by my legless nan…

What day is it?


#267

I found the pineapple again. Hiding it in the washing machine isn’t funny anymore.

Why did you throw that egg at my head when I was trying to help my cousin with his math problems?


#268

Shitpost, shitpost, shitpost.

Does you be likes shitpost?


#269

I am a potato

Have you ever robbed someone?


#270

I eat sugar.
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Who came up with lel xd ppe btw?


#271

Nobody likes me because I answered the question this way.

How will you die?


#272

Stephen Hawking invented the toaster.

Am I?


#273

The zombie apocalypse started 7 years ago, and the human race finally died out today.

Are you?


#274

no u
(wait… that answer sort of makes sense)

REE?


#275

The world is under the control of sentient peanuts.

???


#276

I wonder what potions taste like

You need to build bases to win in Fortnite


#277

A triangle.

How does one cook a steak?


#278

Mmm… peanut butter. Don’t judge, I really love Reese’s.

Skittles or M&Ms?


#279

Shit… Who??? … You sure?

Why the fuck are you in my house?


#280

Ahh… Damnit. I lost. But it’s only because you can multishine and do all of that tech skill and stuff.

Why am I so bad at wavedashing?


#281

Always making a new excuse, this one.

Where are you from?


#282

No I’m not angry and no I’m not nice. I’m completely neutral. Too bad I suck at the neutral game.

What’s your favorite hobby?