Answer a question, but the answer can't make any sense

#808

Oof rip smirror’s post

Did you not see that he had posted before you did?

#809

Answers are, factually speaking, the inverse of the hypotenuse of the question, contrary to unpopular belief.

Have you ever tried waveskying?

#810

No, I do not participate in competitive drinking contests.

When did you wake up this morning?

#811

Please forgive me lord for watching dog porn again.

Have you ever tried on your wife’s underwear?

#812

Kind of weird, to some extent, that there’s barely any variety for men’s underwear. It’s all just gray, blue, or black! Where’s the ones with holes in 'em?!

Are you aware of your current threat level?

#813

Am I even a threat to people? or do I just threaten people?

Are you hungry for some power pizza?

#814

Yeah Im thirsty for some milk.

Are you staying thirsty my friends?

#815

Well, aside from the absurd power consumption, I think Site-13 is operating just fine - save for some tussle between a few researchers.

Which is better: 053 or 2599?

#816

Money.

Why are male lions so fukin lazy?

#817

Rats off to you, sir.

What did my dad just say to me? I had my earbuds in so I didn’t hear him

#818

Do you wanna play minecraft together? Ur dad made his own server if u want to talk to him

#819

verily

dost thou perchance have come upon a way to die

#820

Pancakes are pretty cool, I guess.

What is love?

#821

The guild Aromantic, founded in 2019 by Seelpit, is one of the top 100 active Guilds of EUWest.
Currently, it has 2 unique members.

Does the world rotate around the Universe, to some degree?

#822

image

Do you sing along to the spongebob theme song?

#823

TV shows are ok

Do you wish that you were never born?

#824

Bumpo

Are you a guy or a grill

#825

yes (all of the above)

Is this loss?

#826

DEATH

wHEN WILL YOU LEARN, YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?

#827

The logarithm of a product is equivalent to the sum of the logarithms separated.

Is the sun really a giant potato?