Bad jokes

#381

How did the people find out Princess Diana had dandruff?

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They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove-compartment

#382

2 muffins are in the oven. One turns to the other and says “Wow, it’s hot in here.” The other muffin screams “Aaaaahh! A talking muffin!!”

#383

In Case of Fire, Use Stairs
That’s right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

#384

now this is what im talking about

#385

today one of my friends told me i often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
it was an incredibly hurtful this to say and it completely ruined our bath

#387

Roasted lmao

#410
#411

woah things disappeared

much like my will to live 6 years ago amirITE FELLAS

#412

this is so sad :sob: can we smash that like button like my virginity was smashed by my uncle

#413

there are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who can read binary correctly and those who can’t

#414

400 IQ joke xd

#415

My computer science teacher has a poster saying this.

#416

*110010000

#417

no filter can keep me from glory!!!

#418

Jokes anout communism aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at!

Ban shredded cheese
Make America grate again

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

Some people are wise. Some are otherwise.

Big shout out to my fingers! I can always count on them.

Don’t let anyone call you average. That’s just mean.

Terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty. But… he had a great fall

Celebrate your birthday every year: Scientists have proven that people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

Whatever you do, always give a hundred percent. Unless you’re donating blood.

Never run from an overweight cop, he’s more likely to shoot than to chase you.

Borrow from a pessimist when you need money. They won’t expect it back.

#419

there are 3 types of people, those who can count and those who cant

#420

How many potatoes does it tale to kill an irishman?
Zero.

#421

It’s a repeat :frowning:

#422

i know, but it relates to one of the jokes above

#423

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try Anal.

Her: “Fuck that shit”

Me: “That’s the spirit”